The Thread

Since Kage became a petty closet case.

 

It's only a matter of time until Kage comes back and says "lololol look how people are still posting in this thread more proof of how amazing i am". SENSE MAKE?

 

It's only a matter of time until Kage comes back and says "lololol look how people are still posting in this thread more proof of how amazing i am". SENSE MAKE?

Well, by his her logic it makes perfect sense.
Also, despite claims, I'm beginning to suspect Kage is an affront to the gender known as female.

 

Kage can't possibly be a female. He would never be able to resist me in that case.
Alright now seriously, Kage does not behave like a female. The man is way too egotistical and macho. Not that I'm saying women can't be egotistical, it's just that... augh, I'm not a psychologist, all I can say is that I disagree with your hypothesis, DB.

 

Kage can't possibly be a female. He would never be able to resist me in that case.
Alright now seriously, Kage does not behave like a female. The man is way too egotistical and macho. Not that I'm saying women can't be egotistical, it's just that... augh, I'm not a psychologist, all I can say is that I disagree with your hypothesis, DB.

I'm mearly saying, at risk of alienating myself from any future sex, that Kage is a bitch.

 

Agreed. We can stop posting here now that we've established he's a moron and and a bitch.

 

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That was random. I'm pretty sure I sent that message to Jacob, but he's either not very trustworthy or I'm so retarded I sent it to the wrong person, but I doubt that would happen.

 

Fabulous, Boots, are you two frustrated? You seem to have reduced yourselves to calling me terrible, awful names without any provocation from me at all, and the only thing I was doing was telling you the cold, hard truth. Do I irritate you? Perhaps I make you angry? Well, I’m satisfied just by how dejected your words make you sound, what with all the baseless insults and such, but we could always keep going if you two haven’t realized that talking back only makes you look dumber every time we go through this cycle.

Also, LOLOLOL look at how you two are still posting about me. More proof of how amazing I am!

And lol Jacob. He was harmless before, but now he’s just completely laughable. That's furniture for you. They all have their own specific use, you know?

 

Fabulous, Boots, are you two frustrated? You seem to have reduced yourselves to calling me terrible, awful names without any provocation from me at all, and the only thing I was doing was telling you the cold, hard truth. Do I irritate you? Perhaps I make you angry? Well, I’m satisfied just by how dejected your words make you sound, what with all the baseless insults and such, but we could always keep going if you two haven’t realized that talking back only makes you look dumber every time we go through this cycle.

Also, LOLOLOL look at how you two are still posting about me. More proof of how amazing I am!

And lol Jacob. He was harmless before, but now he’s just completely laughable. That's furniture for you. They all have their own specific use, you know?

Now now, Molly the egotistical teenager, aren't we on a power trip.
To claim greatness from being... A source of mild irritation (or in CF's case, a source of envy wrapped in blatant self-loathing wrapped in a vauge realization of what you are) is beyond my scope of understanding.
Pity you've been wasted.
You might've been my agent in the coming war.

 

Oh my god, Kage, for the first time you made me laugh my ass off. Congladurations.

 

Oh my god, Kage, for the first time you made me laugh my ass off. Congladurations.

Quickly, CF, retreat to our headquaters!
So we may discuss an unrelated matter...

 

Now now, Molly the egotistical teenager, aren't we on a power trip.
To claim greatness from being... A source of mild irritation (or in CF's case, a source of envy wrapped in blatant self-loathing wrapped in a vauge realization of what you are) is beyond my scope of understanding.

Are we doing this again? The whole Internet psychology stuff? Right. You keep up on that, brah.

You might've been my agent in the coming war.

I just want to make it clear to you that no such war exists or ever will exist in the way you're referring to. It is rather corny how you say things like this, things that are never followed up on and never will be because you fail at being enigmatic. Unlike me, of course. Your incapabilities must really suck considering you try so hard.

Oh my god, Kage, for the first time you made me laugh my ass off.

I am a pretty hilarious guy, after all. Even your SERIOUS BUSINESS demeanor is capable of being cracked by my prowess, you see? I’m so skilled.

 

STFU. THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS.

 

No.

 

Yes.

 

KAGE IS THE MAN!​

 

Any commands?

 

Cmd + Q for those of you using Macs.

 

Not using a mac here.