space is actually very cold because space isn't anything and heat can't be conducted like on earth. try again!!!!Metty is really hot in space and takes her shirt off and fans herself with it to try and cool down!!!!!!!
it would take a powerful deity to flip the tape over and rewind it! TRY AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Somebody on the spaceship presses the "Revive Blargo" button (you know, that every spaceship has, and isn't just a plot device) which sends the timeline back to the normal fanfic timeline, skipping over the "Side B" timeline,
the art of appearification is a delicate esoteric science no one on the ship is an expert at (tractor could do it with her void powers, but she became a god not but t-minus 15 minutes ago)Suddenly, a red-eyed Toroko (y'know... from the alpha timeline) appears on the spaceship.
that's a good point. your situation is pretty grim. everyone without the potential to god tier is dead, and you're currently floating in the middle of space in the universe's shittiest spaceship with 4 people you've never met in real life before. the earth is also totally inhabitable. even if you wanted to return, you would have no idea which direction to go in. the only sense of direction you have is to tackle whatever's going on in the shitty death star, but the odds of any of you coming back from that is pretty slim. at least puyo is awake now, so she can finally do something useful to the narrative rather than killing 99% of humanity. OH ALSO TRACTOR "THE BEAM"TRACY"" FARMINGTON STOLE IT FROM SOME BITCH ASS ALIENS I FORGOT TO MENTION THATQuestion where your friends got the spaceship at, and your current destination- if any.
Discover more about this 4th person.with 4 people you've never met in real life
your name is tractor "the beam"tracy"" farmington. you enjoyed skateboarding, petty theft, and astronomy. though now that the earth's gone and shit the bed, there only seems to be ample opportunity for one of those things.Discover more about this 4th person.
god is dead and the wizard killed him. try again!God himself comes from the heavens to flip the tape back over to Side A.
Ask the others to go to earth.
Metty is hot anyway. Just do it.