Signs That Your Appliances Are Actually Bears

It's simple. Make up signs that might indicate a household appliance might actually be a bear, and you just don't know it.
For example:
If food goes into your food processor but does not come back out the way it came in, it may be a bear.
If your computer won't turn on until spring, it may be a bear.
If your toaster suddenly starts mauling your face, it may be a bear.

 

If your lamp has a metal dome with a red hammer and sickle on it, it may be a communist bear.

 

If your vegetable peeler has been hanging out with furries, it may be a bear.

 

If your TV looks like a bear, roars like a bear and behaves like a bear, then there is a chance that maybe, just maybe, it is really a bear.

 

If your outlet roars at you every time you try to plug something into it, it may be a bear.

If it doesn't, it may be a gay bear.

 

If your outlet roars at you every time you try to plug something into it, it may be a bear.

If it doesn't, it may be a gay bear.

siggyfied!

 

Awesome.
If your refrigerator ends up at the river every spawning season, it may be a bear.

 

If your Xbox doesn't break in the next two hours, it may be a bear.

 

If eggs don't explode in your microwave, it may be a bear.

 

If your blender has a maul setting, it may be a bear.

 

Now see this I don't get.
I've used my Xbox for 100+ hours, but it has never once overheated or broken or what-have-you. What the fuck is wrong with your equipment? Seriously?

Obviously his XBear went into hibernation.

 

if your pet bear looks like a toaster, acts like a toaster, and smells like a toaster, then maybe, just maybe, it might be an appliance.

 

if your pet bear looks like a toaster, acts like a toaster, and smells like a toaster, then maybe, just maybe, it might be an appliance.

If your pet bear looks like a toaster, acts like a toaster, and smells like a toaster, then maybe, just maybe, it might be Balrog.

 

If your browser does not redirect you, it may be a bear.​

 

If your stereo repeatedly attempts to lick your berries, it may be whyme a bear

 

If eggs don't explode in your microwave, it may be a bear.

rofl, my mom actually did that once when she was a kid! She wanted to make hard boiled eggs but she was too lazy to actually boil them so she put them in the microwave.

 

My sister put a hard boiled egg in the maccawave. If I recall correctly the shell came off, that's one way to peel an egg.

 

if your computer has a sudden decrease in activity. It may be a bear

 

For me it's prolly more the other way around, unfortunately

 

If your $300 million space shuttle bursts into flames when you ignote the rockets, it may be an extremely expensive ceramic-plated bear.