Signs That Your Appliances Are Actually Bears

If instead of playing your favorite music, your ipod mauls you and rips off your face, it may actually be a bear.

 

If your toaster is large, blue, and doesn't have a hole for bread to go in, it may be Balrog.
If it is large, brown, and accepts bread but won't give it back, however, it may in fact be A BEAR.

 

If your computer gets really fat and stops working during the winter, it may be a bear.

 

If your Klondike Bar is furry and it would do more things for you thatn you would do for it, It may be a bear.

 

If your doormat weighs 500lbs and mauls visitors then in might be a bear.

 

If your children disappear soon after you gave them a plush bear, it might not be so stuffed.

Well, it is now.

 

If your microwave looks like a microwave, feels like a microwave, acts like a microwave, and smells like a microwave, it may be a microwave bear.

 

If you put meat into your freezer, and it does not come back out, it may be a bear.

 

If your garbage bin consumes all of your disposed items and smells badly, it may be a bear.

 

If your discs go into your computer's CD drive but come out with scratches and drool all over it and are partially broken, your computer may be a bear.

 

If your suitcase is large, brown, and won't let you put things into it, it may be a bear Balrog with a paint job.
EDIT: Whoops, double post! *Goes off to punish myself*

 

If your signature has too much ROAR in it, and not enough cowbell, it may be a bear.

 

If your couch roars when you sit on it, and if it has teeth and drools, there's a high possibility that it may be a bear