Signs That Your Appliances Are Actually Bears

If your forums roar instead of spam, they may be a bear.

 

Last time I checked, a forum isn't an appliance. Or a physical object, for that matter.
If you get deep lacerations from using your phone, it may be a bear.

 

If your dryer makes not only socks, but whole wardrobes disappear, it may be a bear.

 

Xbox =/= Appliance.

 

Xbox =/= Appliance.

So... the xbox is equal or equal to an appliance? that doesn't make sense... it also doesn't have anything to do with the forums...


If your horse feeder tends to eat the feed. It may be a bear. (also the dead, half eaten, horse might point to this to...)

 

So... the xbox is equal or equal to an appliance? that doesn't make sense... it also doesn't have anything to do with the forums...

That means "crossed out equal sign", as in "does not equal", as in "X-Box is not an appliance". You should do your homework yourself...

Also, if your ice dispenser dispenses brown cylinder shapes instead of transparent cubes, it may be a bear. [/badtaste]

 

If your iPod constantly plays "Oh I wouldn't climb this tree, if a Pooh flew like a bee..." no matter what you tell it to play, it might be a bear.

 

If your TV only gets the nature channel in 3-d, it may be a bear.

 

If your microwave constantly reminds you that only you can stop forest fires, it may be a bear.

 

If your bear bears around bearilingly, as a bear would, then it may be a bear.

 

If your appliance is a bear, it may be a bear.

 

Extremely clever.

 

I love it.

 

If your air conditioner makes a loud roaring noise and dispenses warm, foul-smelling air, it may be a bear.

 

If you are either me or DragonBoots, then your computer may be a bear.

 

Sup guise. Just want to let you know that I mercilessly plundered your collective intellectual property and used a few of these jokes for a local radio commercial. Bear jokes that were stolen from this thread are mine, Bootsie's, Noxid's, Cheese's, Strongmad's, and mine again, and there were a few I made up when I wrote it.
No other references to MG or anyone here were made in the commercial.
You see, my friend and I had come up with these bear jokes a while ago, so I posted the idea here, then later when we were asked to write a commercial I was like "Oh dude, we so have to do the bears thing." And you guys conveniently helped out! Thanks a bunch.

 

Happy to help

 

I made such a "bear" comment once, something about a keyboard being painful.

 

If your radiator is covered in thick brown fur and eats berries, it may be a bear.

 

If your father was a bear, and your mother was an appliance, then you might be a bear an appliance some sort of entity non-existant, for an appliance cannot give birth.