Signs That Your Appliances Are Actually Bears
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Sep 25, 2009 at 2:34 AM
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Last time I checked, a forum isn't an appliance. Or a physical object, for that matter.
If you get deep lacerations from using your phone, it may be a bear.
If you get deep lacerations from using your phone, it may be a bear.
Sep 25, 2009 at 5:08 AM
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So... the xbox is equal or equal to an appliance? that doesn't make sense... it also doesn't have anything to do with the forums...Fire1052 said:
If your horse feeder tends to eat the feed. It may be a bear. (also the dead, half eaten, horse might point to this to...)
Sep 25, 2009 at 9:43 AM
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That means "crossed out equal sign", as in "does not equal", as in "X-Box is not an appliance". You should do your homework yourself...KuroKun said:
Also, if your ice dispenser dispenses brown cylinder shapes instead of transparent cubes, it may be a bear. [/badtaste]
Sep 25, 2009 at 2:07 PM
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If your iPod constantly plays "Oh I wouldn't climb this tree, if a Pooh flew like a bee..." no matter what you tell it to play, it might be a bear.
Sep 25, 2009 at 11:53 PM
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If your microwave constantly reminds you that only you can stop forest fires, it may be a bear.
Sep 26, 2009 at 5:02 AM
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If your appliance is a bear, it may be a bear.
Sep 26, 2009 at 5:09 AM
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Extremely clever.
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I love it.
Oct 23, 2009 at 1:15 PM
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If you are either me or DragonBoots, then your computer may be a bear.
Dec 7, 2009 at 5:05 AM
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Sup guise. Just want to let you know that I mercilessly plundered your collective intellectual property and used a few of these jokes for a local radio commercial. Bear jokes that were stolen from this thread are mine, Bootsie's, Noxid's, Cheese's, Strongmad's, and mine again, and there were a few I made up when I wrote it.
No other references to MG or anyone here were made in the commercial.
You see, my friend and I had come up with these bear jokes a while ago, so I posted the idea here, then later when we were asked to write a commercial I was like "Oh dude, we so have to do the bears thing." And you guys conveniently helped out! Thanks a bunch.
No other references to MG or anyone here were made in the commercial.
You see, my friend and I had come up with these bear jokes a while ago, so I posted the idea here, then later when we were asked to write a commercial I was like "Oh dude, we so have to do the bears thing." And you guys conveniently helped out! Thanks a bunch.
Dec 7, 2009 at 5:34 PM
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If your father was a bear, and your mother was an appliance, then you might be a bear an appliance some sort of entity non-existant, for an appliance cannot give birth.