Captain Fabulous said:
-Releases the hounds on Captain-
10:32 AM, Tuesday
I let the hounds loose on Captain Fabulous.
He was raping whyme, but that's not why I did it.
I did it because I was jealous he wasn't raping me.
Also, I ate a whole load of 'nana bread.
Now I have about 15 gigawatts going through me.
I'm going to go chase cheetahs.
Please rape me,
- DragonBoots