RTD: Netland II

>Cast Cure on Wedge of Cheese

 

Cyn: Cast Cure on Wedge of Cheese
Jake: Shoot out the lights above them, then blow their faces off while they're distracted.
Cheese(GM'd): Use MAAAGIICCC to disable/destroy enemy.

Cyn: 3

The spell fizzles a bit as it interacts with Cheese's own thaumic law, but Ordo's influence sorts things out right-quick.
Cheese's leg is mostly repaired.

Jake: 3

You blast the halogen lamp with your shotgun, causing it to send extremely hot shards of glass everywhere.

Roll to dodge: 3 6 3

No one is hurt, but the mercs are sufficently distracted.

Roll to aim: 6

You jump out from behind your cover and stick your shotgun right in the uninjured thug's face. His head splatters.

Cheese: 5

You wave your metal wand around a bit. Nothing seems to happen, but you notice a button on the underside. You hold down the button, utter your incantation and swing the wand, and then release the button.

The guard whose leg you wounded before explodes, removing a considerable portion of his chest. That wasn't supposed to happen...
You get the wand closer to the light. There is an inscription on the side: "TOAST Industries Femto-EAGLE Concealable Explosive Weapon".

Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?

Explosive:
SCOWTER, C4+Detonator

JakeXanth:
Shotgun: 43

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25

WedgeOfCheese:
Assault Rifle: 80 KN 5 HE (-2 unfamilarty bonus)
TI Femto-EAGLE
Left Leg: Slightly injured.

 

Try to intimidate the remaining guards with my newfound power.

 

Hooray for Ordo.

>Cast Invis on self, sneak behind enemy lines, if possible.

 

Climb on ceiling and behind the enemy, drop down and pickpocket the guard and find a magic scroll.

 

I'm pretty sure there are no remaining guards. I killed two and you exploded one. We were ambushed by three mercs, remember?

Well, there's no IMMEDIATELY remaining guards, but there's obviously going to be more as you go down further.

 

Cheese: Try to intimidate the remaining guards with my newfound power.
Cyn: Cast Invis on self, sneak behind enemy lines, if possible.
QXC: Climb on ceiling and behind the enemy, drop down and pickpocket the guard and find a magic scroll.
Jake: Loot corpses.

Cheese: 4

You head further down the tunnel, brandishing your femto-EAGLE wildly.

You spot two more guards guarding a door. You distract them while Cyn and QXC try to be sneaky.

Roll to aim: 6
Roll to dodge: 2 (oshiiii)

You're a bit too successful at that. The guard nails you right in the kneecap.

Roll to aim: 6

So you explode his head. The other guard is understandably freaked out.

Cyn&QXC: 5&4

Although invis provides only slight protection against being seen, Cheese's distraction of the guards by making one of them explode is terribly efficient.
QXC creeps along the walls and ceiling twoard the remaining guard and steals his key. Cyn uses the key to unlock the door and pass through.

Jake: 3

You take two small 22mm pistols from the dead guards. They're so tiny you could probably hold one in each hand like they do in action movies, assuming you could actually hit anything like that.

Text:

Explosive PAWNCHes the remaining guard and everyone heads through the door. On the other side of the door is a big chamber containing a large brain-like entity. It is big, slimy, and disgusting.

Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?
2 22mm pistols, 12 mags (6 bullets each).

Explosive:
SCOWTER, C4+Detonator

JakeXanth:
Shotgun: 43

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25

WedgeOfCheese:
Assault Rifle: 80 KN 5 HE (-2 unfamilarty bonus)
TI Femto-EAGLE
Left Leg: Slightly injured.
Right Leg: Completely disabled.

 

Purposely shoot WoC in the chest, then ask Cyn to revive and fully heal him.

 

Purposely shoot WoC in the chest, then ask Cyn to revive and fully heal him.

Hey, now, I can't be castin' Raise yet, let alone Arise.

(Besides, Red Mages don't get Arise.)

 

On a totally, completely, and utterly unrelated note, at what point do I get a custom title?

 

>100 days, >250 posts.

 

check my charecter sign up thingy <.<
I have built in weponz

although I won't argue with you about it and be gay if you just don't want me to have one

>make sure the party's bodies are ready
EDIT
>scout mother brain

 

check my charecter sign up thingy <.<
I have built in weponz

although I won't argue with you about it and be gay if you just don't want me to have one

n0 weponz 4 YOOOOO

 

quick question: there going to be more of this? i'd of loved to join, but by the time i found the thread it was too late ;_;

 

quick question: there going to be more of this? i'd of loved to join, but by the time i found the thread it was too late ;_;

Well, it's not like I'm the only one who can host this sort of thing.

Also, you CAN get in after the game has started but you'll need a plausible excuse to show up. I dunno, you could be someone/thing MC&D had locked up down here...

 

>Attempt to identify entity. Find out what it is and what it does before blindly attacking.

(>Also cast Cura on Wedge of Cheese if possible.)

 

QXC: Purposely shoot WoC in the chest, then ask Cyn to revive and fully heal him.
Explosive: scout mother brain
Cyn: Also cast Cura on Wedge of Cheese if possible.

QXC: 3

You think better of it.

Explosive: 5

BONK

You examine the large brain thing. You hear Sermo's voice coming from nowhere in particular.
"This is the entity. Destroy it."

Cyn: 2

Cheese's thaumic field messes with your spell and you screw up the casting.

Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?
2 22mm pistols, 12 mags (6 bullets each).

Explosive:
SCOWTER, C4+Detonator

JakeXanth:
Shotgun: 43

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25

WedgeOfCheese:
Assault Rifle: 80 KN 5 HE (-2 unfamilarty bonus)
TI Femto-EAGLE
Left Leg: Slightly injured.
Right Leg: Completely disabled.

 

Ask explosive to scout its power level and its weakness.

 

>scout power level and weakness
>plant c4 near weakness ?.?

 

Explosive: DROP TEH BOMB

Explosive: 1

You set the bomb under the brain-entity and set it for 30 minutes. That should give you enough time to get out, right?
29...
28...
OSHIIIIIIIII

Statuses:

QuoteXCurly:
RPG: 15 HE 15 I
?Copper Bracelets?
2 22mm pistols, 12 mags (6 bullets each).

Explosive:
SCOWTER

JakeXanth:
Shotgun: 43

Cyn:
45. Mag: 25

WedgeOfCheese:
Assault Rifle: 80 KN 5 HE (-2 unfamilarty bonus)
TI Femto-EAGLE
Left Leg: Slightly injured.
Right Leg: Completely disabled.