random rpg battle thread

Apr 30, 2009 at 4:44 AM
Captain Fabulous
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Your mom! That's enough! Come back!
Captain Fabulous sent out Captain Falcon!
Captain Falcon used FALCON PAWNCH!
Your Gameboy died!
 
Apr 30, 2009 at 6:03 AM
TheForgottenOne
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Captain Fabulous said:
Your mom! That's enough! Come back!
Captain Fabulous sent out Captain Falcon!
Captain Falcon used FALCON PAWNCH!
Your Gameboy died!
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Grrr...
DragonBoots attack with Ramming Piston for 4,227 damage!
Captain Fabulous' hull has been hit! (Slowdown)
DragonBoots attack with Ramming Piston for 4,227 damage!
Captain Fabulous' stabilizer has been critically damaged! (Slowdown)
DragonBoots attack with Ramming Piston for 4,227 damage!
Captain Fabulous' has been devastated!
 
Apr 30, 2009 at 4:55 PM
Wedge of Cheese
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Wedge of Cheese used "I win"!
DragonBoots fainted!
Captain Falcon fainted!
 
May 1, 2009 at 2:16 AM
TheForgottenOne
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wedge of cheese said:
Wedge of Cheese used "I win"!
DragonBoots fainted!
Captain Falcon fainted!
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DragonBoots Stone of Life crumbles to dust!
DragonBoots is fully revived!
DragonBoots uses Door to Nothingness!
Wedge of Cheese is sent flying to Limbo!
 
May 1, 2009 at 2:25 AM
TheForgottenOne
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May 1, 2009 at 2:38 AM
TheForgottenOne
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JacobX891 said:
Obvious photoshop is obvious.
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Is it?
You have failed me for the last time, Google.
 
May 1, 2009 at 9:21 AM
freezit4
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weapon against limbo. Maybe it doesn't work on the internet.
 
May 3, 2009 at 4:47 AM
Captain Fabulous
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Captain Fabulous drinks from the Fountain of Youth.
He rolls a 20.
Your move, Blastoise.
 
Jun 21, 2009 at 6:17 PM
RHF64
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RHF used RUFUSWORD! (not enough letterspace for Rufufian Sword)

Some points of 1000000000 lost!
 
Jul 3, 2010 at 8:31 PM
Perci
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A new challenger arrives!
Metruler1990 casts Suprise Attack, slamming into some random person for 500 damage and causing stun!
Metruler1990 casts three attack magnus (1, 2, and 3, duh), followed by Scension, then Ascension, then Transcension, followed finally by The Godling's Rapture, performing the EX Combo "The Apotheosis" for 1000000000000000000000+ damage!
Metruler1990 activates a Relay Combo by chaining another trio of attack magnus, chained to Heavenfall, then Red Padma, then Blast Tooth, fully executing EX. Combo Crimson Sky Tooth for 10000000000000000000000+ damage!
Metruler1990 activates another Relay Combo, using attack magnus and the spells Icefan, Sigil Cry, Zeniver Cascade, and Aphelion Dustwake in sequence, executing EX. Combo Frigid Queen's Festival for 100000000000000000000+ damage, and an additional 1000000000000000+ from a critical strike!

All opponents defeated and thread bumped! mission accomplished!
Kudos to anyone who catches the heavily used references to a certain video game in this post.
 
Jul 3, 2010 at 8:35 PM
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Anvil God smites you with his banhammer for being a complete faggot. -127 hit points
 
Jul 3, 2010 at 10:19 PM
Perci
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so now i have 1210 HP. whoop de crap.
 
Jul 3, 2010 at 11:32 PM
Fire1052
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You save game, quit, and then load your game later. Your max health is limited to 232 because that's how Cave Story rolls. You posted on this thread twice. -127, -127.

You have -22 HP. You are dead.


/thread
 
Jul 4, 2010 at 12:57 AM
Perci
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but the power of h4xxorz allows me to have 255 health! muahahahaha!
back on topic:
Metruler1990 uses Zero Cannon, causing 100000000 damage to anything in the beam radius!
 
Jul 4, 2010 at 2:25 AM
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That was on topic.
Metruler, stop posting on this thread now, and we might forgive you.
 
Jul 4, 2010 at 6:48 AM
TheForgottenOne
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Re: I up the ante!

DragonBoots said:
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High stakes limbo.
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Thread is sent to high-stakes limbo.
 
Jul 5, 2010 at 8:28 PM
sexplosive
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I play an island
*Tap*
Go Lugia

Wanna? Lose.
 
Jul 5, 2010 at 10:12 PM
Captain Fabulous
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Dialga uses Roar of Time.
All you are dead.
 
Jul 5, 2010 at 11:07 PM
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I tap 3 islands and play
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Jul 5, 2010 at 11:41 PM
Captain Fabulous
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Roar of Time is an attack, not a spell. You still dead.
Much like how I wish this thread was.
 
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