random rpg battle thread

Mar 6, 2009 at 4:23 AM
AAKid
AAKid
Banned
"Wow! The more I drink of this magical beverage, the more games I can play! Wheee!"
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Age: 30
AAKid suddenly attacked

stats:
health: 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
attack: 12000+
defense: 50000+

screw the piontless details. FIGHT ME IF YOU DARE!
 
Mar 6, 2009 at 12:34 PM
Lace
Lace
Been here way too long...
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
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ehm. why?
lace kicks aakid in between the legs.
 
Mar 6, 2009 at 12:59 PM
Fire1052
Fire1052
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AAKid instantly loses!
You fail!
 
Mar 6, 2009 at 8:40 PM
TheForgottenOne
TheForgottenOne
Cold Agony of Resolute Vacuum
"Heavy swords for sale. Suitable for most RPG Protagonists. Apply now!"
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o.o
*Shuffles a deck of cards*
*Drops a 3 Black Lotuses, and plays a Plains, then uses this massive battery of mana to play Beacon of Immortality + False Cure on Fire, causing Fire to lose 2 x current health*

Never.
Fuck.
With.
A magic obsessed combo player.
 
Mar 8, 2009 at 5:38 PM
Fire1052
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You don't have a Black Lotus card, let alone three. They can cost up to thousands of dollars, since they're so rare. You'd have to spend many times that buying the card packs in the hopes that you'd get them.
 
Mar 9, 2009 at 7:07 PM
TheForgottenOne
TheForgottenOne
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Mar 9, 2009 at 8:44 PM
Fire1052
Fire1052
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Ooh, scary. You'll prolly add twelve PINKS to the game. That really hurts, man.
 
Mar 9, 2009 at 10:00 PM
TheForgottenOne
TheForgottenOne
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Actually, I'd rather just do the following:
Swamp > Dark Ritual > Dark Ritual > Dark Ritual > Dark Ritual > Phage the Untouchable + Lightning Greaves
 
Apr 28, 2009 at 5:46 PM
Captain Fabulous
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I cast magic missile on your entire deck.
 
Apr 28, 2009 at 5:48 PM
TheForgottenOne
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Captain Fabulous said:
I cast magic missile on your entire deck.
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I just tell you to STFU and GTFO.
 
Apr 28, 2009 at 5:50 PM
Captain Fabulous
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I cast magic missile on your acronyms.
 
Apr 28, 2009 at 5:51 PM
TheForgottenOne
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Captain Fabulous said:
I cast magic missile on your acronyms.
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I wish you to shut the fuck up.
 
Apr 28, 2009 at 5:52 PM
Captain Fabulous
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Then lock the thread.
OH WAIT. YOU CAN'T.
-10 stamina
 
Apr 28, 2009 at 6:06 PM
TheForgottenOne
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Captain Fabulous said:
Then lock the thread.
OH WAIT. YOU CAN'T.
-10 stamina
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Maybe I can but just choose not to.
 
Apr 29, 2009 at 12:16 AM
Captain Fabulous
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I cast magic missile your non-moderator abilities.
 
Apr 29, 2009 at 1:46 AM
TheForgottenOne
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Captain Fabulous said:
I cast magic missile your non-moderator abilities.
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Thus making me mod.
x]
 
Apr 29, 2009 at 12:40 PM
freezit4
freezit4
I WANT YEN LIN!!!
Bobomb says: "I need a hug!"
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Pyongpyongpyongpyongpyongpyongpyongpyong!

Tut tut tut-tut-tut tut.
Tut tut tut-tut-tut tut.


Horny Wild Rattata appeared!

Rattata Tail Whip!
 
Apr 29, 2009 at 5:37 PM
TheForgottenOne
TheForgottenOne
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freezit4 said:
Pyongpyongpyongpyongpyongpyongpyongpyong!

Tut tut tut-tut-tut tut.
Tut tut tut-tut-tut tut.


Horny Wild Rattata appeared!

Rattata Tail Whip!
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But it failed!
Giant Enemy Crab's defence can't drop any more!

Giant Enemy Crab uses Hyperbeam!
Horny Wild Ratata fainted!
 
Apr 29, 2009 at 7:10 PM
Wedge of Cheese
Wedge of Cheese
graters gonna grate
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Wedge of Cheese used murder!
Giant Enemy Crab is pissed off!
Wedge of Cheese doesn't give a shit!
Wedge of Cheese is victorious!
Wedge of Cheese gained 123948723 XP!
Wedge of Cheese has leveled up!
Wedge of Cheese is now level 10000!
Wedge of Cheese learned "I win"!
 
Apr 29, 2009 at 11:30 PM
TheForgottenOne
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wedge of cheese said:
Wedge of Cheese used murder!
Giant Enemy Crab is pissed off!
Wedge of Cheese doesn't give a shit!
Wedge of Cheese is victorious!
Wedge of Cheese gained 123948723 XP!
Wedge of Cheese has leveled up!
Wedge of Cheese is now level 10000!
Wedge of Cheese learned "I win"!
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DragonBoots sends out:
Your mom!
Your mom uses Nag!
Wedge of cheese is confused!
Wedge of cheese is burned!
 
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