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Feb 7, 2011 at 11:12 PM
hammil
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What do you mean 'there is no watermelon'?

Are they extinct in America or something?
 
Feb 7, 2011 at 11:31 PM
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GIRakaCHEEZER said:
Where are my apples at?
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Bill Gates ate them.


Malpercio said:
Are they extinct in America or something?
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No, but it's only a matter of time.


When is the moon going to hit my eye like a big pizza pie?
 
Feb 7, 2011 at 11:40 PM
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After pigs start to fly

Why does snow suddenly suck?
 
Feb 8, 2011 at 6:27 AM
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Because, unlike me, if you live in a country where there's quite a lot of it, soon you will grow bored of it.

Why is this guy's :( face green when he's happy?
 
Feb 8, 2011 at 2:23 PM
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Because he holds his breath during sex.

wtf?
 
Feb 9, 2011 at 6:44 AM
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Stands for "What the fuck?"

What does "ftw" stand for?
 
Feb 9, 2011 at 7:14 AM
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for the win

why the hell must you be so fail as to question that?
 
Feb 10, 2011 at 8:39 AM
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Because I spend most of my time outdoors.

Crayfish, anyone?
 
Feb 11, 2011 at 12:37 AM
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no.

why the hell would you spend so much time outdoors when there's the great wide web to be on?
 
Feb 11, 2011 at 12:40 AM
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Because it's good for you.

Why are apples red and green and through that array of colors?
 
Feb 11, 2011 at 12:46 AM
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because red. also, green.

why short?
 
Feb 11, 2011 at 1:00 AM
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I'm not short!

WHY CAN'T I?
 
Feb 11, 2011 at 1:27 AM
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Against the rules.

My shoulder, why must it hurt?
 
Feb 11, 2011 at 1:47 AM
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cause i bashed it with a +3 Mace of Pain.

why didn't i use a +4?
 
Feb 11, 2011 at 9:59 AM
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+4 of what? damage?

Why am I here?
 
Feb 11, 2011 at 8:26 PM
Shadow Major
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Because everybody else is.

Anyone for a game of correspondence chess?
 
Feb 12, 2011 at 3:12 AM
Perci
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@WoodenRat: lol D&D reference.

no

why should i?
 
Feb 15, 2011 at 5:54 AM
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Because I would probably win.

Why must the Emperor sit immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth?
 
Feb 15, 2011 at 8:10 AM
Perci
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because.

why?
 
Feb 15, 2011 at 8:26 AM
Shadow Major
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Well, it is true that he is a rotting carcass, after all.

What does "zomg" stand for?
 
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