Okay, but I'll be keeping my stash of condoms very safe.
Why would an evil villain just randomly decide to release all my friends if I solve his maze? And on a related note, since when does a series of loops one must fly through qualify as a maze?
a) because your friends are noisy and break lamps accidentally, and they cost a fortune to feed. They also ask dumb questions.
b) a villain who is on a tight budget.
When will someone besides me and Wedge of Cheese post in this thread?