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Nov 18, 2010 at 1:32 AM
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Because my mom decided to stop my training before school started.
Why aren't I playing the Wii, even though I CLEARLY have time?
Why aren't I playing the Wii, even though I CLEARLY have time?
Nov 18, 2010 at 3:45 AM
graters gonna grate
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Only if you take care of the ushers first.
Did the little piggy really cry "whee, whee, whee" all the way home?
Did the little piggy really cry "whee, whee, whee" all the way home?
Nov 18, 2010 at 4:00 AM
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I'm afraid so. He has a speech impediment, so instead of crying like any normal person (whaaa) he made people think he was enjoying himself. This little piggy has serious issues.
Do people actually cry like "Whaaaaaaaaa!"?
And can cheese make a joke that involves math, code, music, cheese and your mom?
Do people actually cry like "Whaaaaaaaaa!"?
And can cheese make a joke that involves math, code, music, cheese and your mom?
Nov 18, 2010 at 4:00 PM
graters gonna grate
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So I was fucking your mom last night, and we were listening to my masterpiece composition, "Orb of Destiny", and she's all like, "Damnit, JJ, you really shouldn't use so many goddamn parallel fifths, don't you know anything about counterpoint!?" and I'm all like, "You dumbass, this isn't counterpoint; the parallel fifths act as one single voice creating a new timbre!" but she doesn't believe me, so I get off her and stuff a wedge of cheese up her vag, because she's so stupid she can't even tell the difference between ME and a motherfucking (literally) WEDGE OF MOTHERFUCKIN' CHEESE!!! What a goddamn dumbass.
But I digress. So anyway, I got off that parallel fifth hating ho and went over to my computer to write a program that will really piss her the fuck off. I'm gonna make a program to take any audio add so many goddamn parallel fifths, that bitch will get motherfuckin' FIFTH DISEASE!! But unfortunately, I don't know how to code Fourier Analysis, and, due to the problem with Wikipedia, I get distracted, and when your mom finally figures out that the wedge of cheese is not actually me, she comes into the computer room and is all like, "Damn, JJ, how did you get away from me so discretely?" and I'm all like, "Bitch, it wasn't discretely, it was continuously!".
But I digress. So anyway, I got off that parallel fifth hating ho and went over to my computer to write a program that will really piss her the fuck off. I'm gonna make a program to take any audio add so many goddamn parallel fifths, that bitch will get motherfuckin' FIFTH DISEASE!! But unfortunately, I don't know how to code Fourier Analysis, and, due to the problem with Wikipedia, I get distracted, and when your mom finally figures out that the wedge of cheese is not actually me, she comes into the computer room and is all like, "Damn, JJ, how did you get away from me so discretely?" and I'm all like, "Bitch, it wasn't discretely, it was continuously!".
Nov 18, 2010 at 4:10 PM
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Ah, but I forgot to ask a question...
how maek horcrux?
how maek horcrux?
Nov 18, 2010 at 5:28 PM
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wit mah penis cuz its a majikul object
Is having a snowball fight with whatshisface a bad idea?
Is having a snowball fight with whatshisface a bad idea?
Nov 18, 2010 at 10:03 PM
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Yes, because his face shoots flames.
Why isn't magic (or majick, since that's how others spell it sometimes) real?
Why isn't magic (or majick, since that's how others spell it sometimes) real?
Nov 18, 2010 at 10:21 PM
graters gonna grate
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It is real; YOU just don't get to use it. BWAHAHAHA 
What must qxc do to learn the ways of the occult?
What must qxc do to learn the ways of the occult?
Nov 20, 2010 at 8:22 AM
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nothing, because the ways of the occult are hidden from the eyes of mere mortals.
how does one transcend reality?
how does one transcend reality?
Nov 21, 2010 at 10:18 PM
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On an epic journey to find himself and another forum to blanket post on.
Why can't I stop sneezing?
Why can't I stop sneezing?
Nov 21, 2010 at 11:29 PM
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Have sex with a female armory owner.
How good was Harry Potter 6 (the movie)?
How good was Harry Potter 6 (the movie)?
Nov 26, 2010 at 3:47 PM
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happy american thanksgiving
where the fuck is my puddin
where the fuck is my puddin