So I was fucking your mom last night, and we were listening to my masterpiece composition, "Orb of Destiny", and she's all like, "Damnit, JJ, you really shouldn't use so many goddamn parallel fifths, don't you know anything about counterpoint!?" and I'm all like, "You dumbass, this isn't counterpoint; the parallel fifths act as one single voice creating a new timbre!" but she doesn't believe me, so I get off her and stuff a wedge of cheese up her vag, because she's so stupid she can't even tell the difference between ME and a motherfucking (literally) WEDGE OF MOTHERFUCKIN'
CHEESE!!! What a goddamn dumbass.
But I digress. So anyway, I got off that parallel fifth hating ho and went over to my computer to write a program that will really piss her the fuck off. I'm gonna make a program to take any audio add so many goddamn parallel fifths, that bitch will get motherfuckin' FIFTH DISEASE!! But unfortunately, I don't know how to code Fourier Analysis, and, due to
the problem with Wikipedia, I get distracted, and when your mom finally figures out that the wedge of cheese is not actually me, she comes into the computer room and is all like, "Damn, JJ, how did you get away from me so discretely?" and I'm all like, "Bitch, it wasn't discretely, it was continuously!".