Questions and answers

I think I have bigger problems to worry about at the moment, like the fact that I'm being eaten.

Why must it be so shiny?

 

So it can hypnotize you.
Why can't I afford it?

 

*eats all of you so you can't ask or answer anymore questions*

 

@QxC: Because WD just ate us, apparently.

Why did WD eat us?

 

Can't you read? So we can't ask or answer questions.
Why can't 60seconds read?

 

Because he never went to school.

Why does the American edumacation system fail so much?

 

Because Finn the Human teaches mathimaticals!
Who let the Ice King out?

 

Himself. Again.

What if the world was made of glazed donuts?

 

Depends.

Cake or Raised?

 

Cake, duh.
Why does no one read manga?

 

because borders doesn't have the next volume. >:C

12

 

what is this

How horribly am I going to fare on my first two exams?

 

Somewhere between 0 and 1.

Why?

 

because I can.

What would happen if Pixel hired Noxid to help him program?

 

I would have a heart attack from the excitement and die, and then perhaps spontaneously combust into a sustainable small-scale fusion reaction.

What is happening in this picture?

Spoiler

 

Apparently some dogs are playing poker.
Where can I find Nolan Bushnell?

 

GET. IN. MAH. BELLAY!

What is this I don't even

 

It's a new invention called Youtube. It's a site where you can share "videos," which are another invention I'll get into talking about later.

 

no question.

why?

 

because I was tired.
Why am I not nocturnal?