Captain Fabulous said:
[01:16] <Will> something about my above-average penis size
Anyway, I don't know what happened to me today. I exercised for four hours and then I came home, tore everything out of my wardrobe and re-categorized it because I wasn't happy with how it was last time. It is now as follows. Read to get a glimpse into my insanity.
Section 1: Casual Clothes
Long dresses/short dresses/hoodies/casual tops/t-shirts(*)/jeans + skirts
* This section is comprised of a clothes organizer with six compartments. The top two compartments contain plain shirts. The next three contain moderately blingy tees with shiny parts or completely covered in graphics. The final compartment is for extremely excessively blingy tees (the ones that are entirely sequins). Each compartment contains exactly 5 shirts. I am only allowed to pick from the top of one of the six piles. When I am done wearing that tee shirt, it goes back into the same compartment, but shuffled to the bottom of the pile. Like this, I can ensure proper rotation of my shirts for even wear and variety. A marker is placed on the pile I take the shirt from so that I don't accidentally place it in an incorrect compartment when I return it.
Section 2: Formal Clothes
This was fun because I was seeing if I could make a professional wardrobe suited to working in a law firm and was surprised to find that I have a moderately-sized formal wardrobe.
Needs no pants(*1)/Needs pants(*2)/Here are the pants(*3)/Accessories (*4)
*1 Dresses and really long tops, stockings or leggings are worn underneath these
*2 Dress shirts, smart tops and other similar things, these require appropriate pairing with an article from s3
*3 Embarrassingly small... Contains 2 pairs of black pants (jeans + dress pants) and 2 black skirts (pencil and a smart looking lace skirt), if anyone has suggestions for pants/skirts/bottoms that look professional, hit me up with suggestions
*4 Ties, stockings/leggings (to be worn with s1) in sheer, opaque and various lace patterns, gloves, etc.
Formal shoes at the bottom. So far I have knee-high leather boots, short boots (ankle height) with heels, lace-up navy heels and mary-janes. I think I need one or two pairs of shoes more before this is complete. Perhaps some dress shoes for when I feel like wearing my suit? And something else booty?
Section 3: Outerwear
Stuff that you'd put over stuff from sections 1 and 2: overcoats and scarves. Would only use this section in winter.
Oh yeah, and I sent everyone Christmas cards but I dunno when they'll get to everyone because mail is really unpredictable in december.
Better late than never, I always say.