[NSFW] Do the Mimiga have testicles?

Don't ask why, but I've gotten into a discussion with someone over whether or not male Mimiga canonically have testicles. I know this sounds dumb as fuck, but I need help with this.

 

Just show them an image of a rabbit's reproductive system, since Mimigas are literally rabbits. However, since most of them are pantless, just tell them they go with Looney Tunes logic. I really don't think this warranted a need for a discussion, tho.

 

Xander materializes from the void to ask a question for one last time...

...Yeah they probably do just go on e621 or something lmfao

 

Don't ask why, but I've gotten into a discussion with someone over whether or not male Mimiga canonically have testicles. I know this sounds dumb as fuck, but I need help with this.

Spoiler: Why tho

I too ask myself, very, odd questions
just the other day I asked myself "how is pizza gonna get a job now?"
but I mean, maybe
i mean, they have to reproduce somehow, some way
I know you said not to, but why? why?

...Yeah they probably do just go on e621 or something lmfao

I had to search that up to know what it was, I was curious

Spoiler

thank you, for I am now irredeemable
my eyes have been actually stabbed, eaten, shat out, and then eaten again, and then blended

 

No, you are not mistaken.
Mimiga do not have testicles.
Pokemon do not have testicles.
Yoshi does not have testicles.
Spyro does not have testicles.
Cartoon ponies do not have testicles.
Donkey from Shrek does not have testicles.
The Cat In The Hat does not have testicles.
Simba does not have testicles.
Kimba does not have testicles.
The 14 The Land Before Time movies do not feature any testicles on any of the dinosaurs. I checked all fourteen movies in the series frame-by-frame.

What does this mean?

Spoiler

AN UNKNOWN FORCE IS TRAVELING THE MULTIVERSE IN AN EFFORT TO STERILIZE EVERY CREATURE. WE ARE NOT IMMUNE TO THIS CRUSADE AND MUST PREPARE FOR THEIR IMMINENT ARRIVAL TO OUR UNIVERSE. TIN-FOIL UNDERPANTS IS THE ONLY WAY TO EVADE THEIR STERILIZATION BEAMS!!!

 

oh shit, we better get suited up

 

Never knew we have to wear chastity belts in 2020 now.

 

This post just fucking jumped from awful to fucking amazing real quick

 

agreed
from testicles to conspiracies
im a fan
of the second half

 

Or you could not! That’s always an idea.

Well seeing as Mimigas are Mammals they do have balls (maybe too much seeing as they can’t help but throw themselves at danger), unless you want to tell me another way they store their semen (maybe in a baggie, or a community wheelbarrow). Pic related obv

 

Well seeing as Mimigas are Mammals they do have balls (maybe too much seeing as they can’t help but throw themselves at danger), unless you want to tell me another way they store their semen

Everybody knows pee is stored in the balls, though!

 

what is the chance of this thread being forgotten in the next few days

 

just hoping i get my answers before it dies

 

I mean, I think the argument you've had could be settled by asking instead if Mimiga are mammals, which im pretty sure they are, but I dont think anybody really wants to research this, I could be wrong though.
it could just be "mimiga = mammal, so yes"

 

there's none on the cave story 3d models though

 

Everybody knows pee is stored in the balls, though!

As we know pixel is very based, so canonically pee is stored in the balls, so I think my wheelbarrow theory might be correct

 

there's none on the cave story 3d models though

However, since most of them are pantless, just tell them they go with Looney Tunes logic.

This forum needs less rabbit porn, huehuehue.

 

agreed, the less, the better

 

they have three balls

 

they have three balls

don't you mean 69