Notable Moments in IRC

21:42 Yakkers: Isn't it obvious what the "f" stands for?
21:42 QXCB: duh. fuck.
21:42 CheeseWheelOfDesu: ...
21:42 CheeseWheelOfDesu: no.
21:42 whyme: :/
21:42 whyme: no...
21:42 QXCB: I know it's fetish
21:42 WedgeOfCheese: it stands for fart
21:42 CheeseWheelOfDesu: lol
21:42 Yakkers: Look at the banners
21:42 CheeseWheelOfDesu: fart list
21:43 Noxid: F is for friendship
21:43 CheeseWheelOfDesu: i thought you said look at the bananas
21:43 QXCB: Fuck list seems better :/
21:43 sexplosive: I thought it was always friendship, fuck, or fetish
21:43 sexplosive: friendship list has so many implications
21:43 Jack_Xanth: Haha friendship list
21:43 QXCB: Friend, Fuck, and Fetish list
21:43 CheeseWheelOfDesu: i like fart list
21:43 CheeseWheelOfDesu: or fondue list
21:43 GIR: FOOF
21:43 QXCB: Triple F List
21:43 Jack_Xanth: "Hey, wanna be my friend? Here's what gets me hard"
21:44 WedgeOfCheese: Ferric nitrate
21:44 CheeseWheelOfDesu: I always read it as furry list..since its kinda for furries

HOW DID IT GET TO THIS?

 

23:00 Ralren dude vomit is badass
23:00 WildDesu i agree
23:00 GIR totally
23:00 WildDesu vomits

 

[21:44] * Jake_Xanth is now known as Mercutio
[21:44] <+Mercutio> Oh wait
[21:44] ->> You are now known as Polyphemyus
[21:44] ->> You are now known as Tybalt
[21:44] <+Mercutio> TYBALT
[21:44] * Odysseus is now known as Romeo
[21:45] * Penelope is now known as Fuck_that
[21:45] <+Mercutio> YOU SWINE
[21:45] * Romeo is now known as Juliet
[21:45] <+Tybalt> NO U
[21:45] * QxC is now known as Poseidon
[21:45] ->> You are now known as Wilddasu
[21:45] <+Juliet> WHY ARE R+J trademarked?
[21:45] * Juliet is now known as Macbeth
[21:45] ->> You are now known as Hephaestus
[21:45] * Poseidon is now known as STOP
[21:45] * Macbeth is now known as Achilles
[21:45] ->> You are now known as RIGHT
[21:45] * Achilles is now known as NOw
[21:45] * Fuck_that is now known as PENID

 

[22:08] <+WildDesu> my tits are not made of chicken

 

[22:08] <+WildDesu> my tits are not made of chicken

Too bad.

 

All I was trying to do was say that I was eating a chicken drumstick. How did this happen?

 

I don't remember exactly. We were talking about Desu's tits (as usual) and you said something about eating chicken, and the context/wording of your comment somehow implied that Desu's tits were made of chicken.

 

And so, the story continues. In the idle chamber of the Cave Story IRC, there stood yet another row of statues, bearing faces of monotone expressions. However, there was one that had a star on it's forehead, bearing the name "NOXID". The statue wore glasses and had an afro. I pondered on how a statue would have such features.
14:10 Ralren "What could this mean?" I asked myself, in a confused manner. "I remember, the stone of pornography." I quickly swiped out the glowing stone and threw it at the statue. Nothing happened. I could have sworn the statue would have awakened...
14:11 Ralren Then I remembered. The statue with the name "DRAGONBOOTS". The one whom killed me in my dream..
14:11 Ralren I looked back, in complete hesitation, wondering if that certain statue would go alive as legends foretold.. But it was just sitting there.
14:12 Noxid >_>
14:12 Haithm Ralren, you're weird!
14:12 Ralren Suddenly, the statues begin talking.
14:12 Ralren "What do you want from me?" I ask.
14:12 Haithm Are you writing a story out of this channel?
14:13 Ralren The statue with the name "HAITHM" was asking me a question in some odd language that cannot be translated.
14:13 Ralren I turned around, and saw that the one with the name "NOXID" began to move as well.
14:13 --- Noxid is away (Supper)
14:13 Haithm O_o
14:13 Ralren I must be dreaming again.
14:14 Haithm Ralren, do you need hugs?
14:14 Ralren Yet another question was asked, but I could not understand it's ancient language.
14:14 Haithm
14:15 Haithm I am going to sleep. It is 2:16 am here. See you later Ralren.
14:15 Haithm What would you say when I leave?
14:15 Ralren The statue began to turn around in sorrow, waving a hand.
14:15 Ralren It explained numbers, numbers of a certain time.
14:16 Ralren Would this specimen actually sleep, just like the humans?
14:16 Haithm Hm. It seems I'll keep this open to see how further Ralren will go.
14:16 Haithm Oh good.
14:17 Ralren The statue begins to ponder, I can tell. I still wonder what it may be saying to me.
14:17 Haithm Do I really look like a specimen to you? O_o
14:17 Ralren The chamber begins to rumble each moment the giant statue drops it's foot on the marble floors as it walks.
14:18 Ralren But while it walks away, it still continues to talk, or ask questions.
14:18 Haithm Oh my god. Keep going Ralren.
14:19 Ralren If only if I brought my tools, to show the folk back in my town, pictures of this amazing chamber.
14:20 Ralren Pillars rise far up to the ceilings, with small amounts of fog slowly floating around in the air.
14:20 Ralren Banner like flags would connect to each pillar in a zig-zag pattern, some are tattered and ripped apart.
14:21 Ralren The marble floors would shine through the damp darkness of the ancient chambers of this so called IRC..
14:22 Ralren All in all, the chambers were outstandingly beautiful..
14:22 Ralren small specks of crystals would appear, popping out of the marble tiles.
14:24 Ralren I walk down the halls, but slowly, examining the amazing chambers.
14:25 Ralren But... no.. I see a door, if I'm not mistaken.
14:25 Ralren But it's tightly locked, and couldn't be opened.
14:25 Ralren I saw a large sign on the top of the door, with big bold words:
14:25 Ralren "#DOUKUTSU"
14:26 Ralren I pressed my ear against the door, attempting to hear what may be inside.
14:26 --- Noxid is back
14:26 Ralren I heard screams, and electricity.
14:27 Ralren I backed away in fear, bumping into that the towering statue behind me, "NOXID".
14:27 Ralren I'm guessing he was back, but who knows. I'm guessing he may be trying to warn me that the "DOUKUTSU" channel is dangerous to enter.
14:29 Ralren "NOXID" pointed to a direction, possibly wanting me to go down that certain pathway.
14:29 Ralren I did.
14:30 Ralren While I ran, I saw many other statues, bearing names such as "SEXPLOSIVE", "WEDGEOFCHEESE", "WILDDESU"..
14:30 Ralren Then I saw a light. I ran closer to that light..
14:30 Ralren Hearing voices of my family, wanting me to come home..
14:31 Ralren All I could see is light. It pierced through my eyes.
14:31 Ralren "Could it be over?" I asked myself, in a quiet whisper.

 

<@GIR> also your penis is about the length of the base of your palm to the tip of your middle finger
<@GIR> well, at least mine is
<@Cultr1> ...
<@Cultr1> HOLY SHIT
<+SirTopHat> can't tell right now
<@GIR> need to get an erection?
<@GIR> you have the internet you know :S
<+SirTopHat> it's definitely not that big
<+Jack_Xanth> GIR
<+Jack_Xanth> Your penis is huge
<+Jack_Xanth> :|
<@Cultr1> Gir Just has stubby fingers
<@GIR> the base of your palm to your middle finger
<@GIR> measures about 7 inches for me
<@Cultr1> Let me fetch a ruler
<@Cultr1> Hmm...
<@Cultr1> Palm-to-fingertip=7.25 in
<@GIR> which is about the length of my penis
<+Jack_Xanth> Let's all compare how big our dicks are
<+Jack_Xanth> And then silently loathe the one with the biggest cock :|

How the fuck did this HAPPEN!?

 

How the fuck did this HAPPEN!?

You're just the blitz.
Deal with it, yo.

 

the time everyone said how much they want to cuddle with relias was pretty cool

 

<@GIR> also your penis is about the length of the base of your palm to the tip of your middle finger
<@GIR> well, at least mine is

hey you're right

 

Dammit. I need to get in some more of these...

 

15:29 Cultr1 Booyah
15:29 DragonBoots loves sexplosive in a bromantic kind of way
15:30 sexplosive dude everyone's looking ('-' )
15:30 sexplosive not now
15:30 GIR xD

 

20:24 Carrotlord the original pedophile
20:24 GIR lol ya i heard of that book
20:24 Jack_Xanth Look if people want to fuck babies then that's cool
20:24 GIR the origin of the term lolicon, right?
20:24 Jack_Xanth There isn't jack I can do about it
20:24 Carrotlord yep
20:24 Jack_Xanth So I don't care

.

 

Why were you talking about lolita?
Strange, strange, strange. Also it's awesome because it uses the phrase "fire of my loins" in the first sentence.

 

DragonBoots returns! Reason for being away: Abduting cattle for use in delicious experimentation. Sexual experimentation. Time spent away: 3 minutes

penid

 

*BurnedKirby facepalms*

Spoiler

[2010-07-29 20:57:35] =-= Mode #curlybrace +v Ana_X by ChanServ
[2010-07-29 20:57:38] <woodenrat> hi Anna!
[2010-07-29 20:57:41] <woodenrat> who are you on the forums?
[2010-07-29 20:57:48] <GIR|away> i think that's whyme
[2010-07-29 20:57:50] <BurnedKirby> "whyme"
[2010-07-29 20:57:52] <Malpercio> whyme
[2010-07-29 20:57:55] <Cultr1> WAIM?
[2010-07-29 20:57:58] <GIR|away> why me?!?!?
[2010-07-29 20:57:58] <BurnedKirby> ll
[2010-07-29 20:58:01] <woodenrat> isn't whaim a dude?
[2010-07-29 20:58:05] <Malpercio> * Merlinoboy has quit (Quit: Client Exited)
[2010-07-29 20:58:05] <Malpercio> <DoubleThink> idli-
[2010-07-29 20:58:05] <Malpercio> <DoubleThink> wat
[2010-07-29 20:58:05] <Malpercio> * Ana_X (Mibbit@adsl-75-18-215-215.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #curlybrace
[2010-07-29 20:58:06] <Cultr1> naw
[2010-07-29 20:58:07] <BurnedKirby> I lol'd so much I forgo the o.
[2010-07-29 20:58:07] <Cultr1> lolol

 

22:53 Cultr1 So 
22:53 Cultr1 Who's up for an orgy 
22:53 BurnedKirby My connection is babi- wait what? 
22:53 Cultr1 Orgy. You in? 
22:54 Cultr1 No? 
22:54 Cultr1 What a shame. 
22:54   Cultr1 puts away his whip. 
22:55 BurnedKirby o.O

It must be hard to have a 2 person orgy.

 

*BurnedKirby facepalms*

[2010-07-29 20:57:35] =-= Mode #curlybrace +v Ana_X by ChanServ
[2010-07-29 20:57:38] <woodenrat> hi Anna!
[2010-07-29 20:57:41] <woodenrat> who are you on the forums?
[2010-07-29 20:57:48] <GIR|away> i think that's whyme
[2010-07-29 20:57:50] <BurnedKirby> "whyme"
[2010-07-29 20:57:52] <Malpercio> whyme
[2010-07-29 20:57:55] <Cultr1> WAIM?
[2010-07-29 20:57:58] <GIR|away> why me?!?!?
[2010-07-29 20:57:58] <BurnedKirby> ll
[2010-07-29 20:58:01] <woodenrat> isn't whaim a dude?
[2010-07-29 20:58:05] <Malpercio> * Merlinoboy has quit (Quit: Client Exited)
[2010-07-29 20:58:05] <Malpercio> <DoubleThink> idli-
[2010-07-29 20:58:05] <Malpercio> <DoubleThink> wat
[2010-07-29 20:58:05] <Malpercio> * Ana_X (Mibbit@adsl-75-18-215-215.dsl.pltn13.sbcglobal.net) has joined #curlybrace
[2010-07-29 20:58:06] <Cultr1> naw
[2010-07-29 20:58:07] <BurnedKirby> I lol'd so much I forgo the o.
[2010-07-29 20:58:07] <Cultr1> lolol

Lol I remember that one, it was about 6 AM here.