Notable Moments in IRC

02:43 Jack_Xanth Do traps count as male 
02:43 GIR yes 
02:43 Jack_Xanth Okay 
02:43 Jack_Xanth Well 
02:43 Jack_Xanth Chalk me up for that then 
02:44 GIR see if it wasn't for futa 
02:44 GIR i could be like "if it has a penis, it's male" 
02:44 Jack_Xanth God why do I like dicks 
02:44 GIR but noooooo 
02:44 GIR maybe you just like soft asses 
02:44 Jack_Xanth No it's the dicks 
02:44 GIR or really girly guys 
02:44 GIR frankly then idk 
02:44 Jack_Xanth Well yeah it might be the girly dicks 
02:44 Landonpeanut um, shit 
02:44 Jack_Xanth Fuck I don't know 
02:44 GIR you sound like you might be into futa too 
02:45 Jack_Xanth I don't think I'm supposed to put myself in place of the trap 
02:45 explosive lol jacob 
02:45 Jack_Xanth I just 
02:45 Jack_Xanth Dicks 
02:45 Jack_Xanth Dicks everywhere 
02:45 GIR man jake 
02:45 Jack_Xanth I have a dick fetish

I post kodak moments when they happen.

 

01:27 Landonpeanut man, I need some new maps
01:28 woodenrat if by maps you mean weed...

 

<+onlineworms> Chinese are not rare, we(I mean we chinese) are everywhere, I guess.
<+celticminstrel> Plenty of them in my classes.
<+SirTopHat> my school has maybe one
<+SirTopHat> two
<+celticminstrel> Though many of those are probably not born in China.
<+celticminstrel> Well, my school is a university.
<+JetHawk95> its a diseas
<+JetHawk95> disease
<+Ollie> ...
<@Noxid> ?
<+SirTopHat> ???
<+onlineworms> Uhm, just let you know, I'm not that kind of sensitive angry chinese.
<+JetHawk95> ooh i wasnt talking about the Chinese
<+JetHawk95> apologiese
<+JetHawk95> I didnt mean to offend
<+SirTopHat> lol'd
<+Ollie> What could you have meant?
<+onlineworms> lol, I knew that, I don't think you would be rude.
<+JetHawk95> I just watched something funny
<+Ollie> Ah.
<+JetHawk95> and quickly clicked the IRC and typed it in
<+Ollie> It seemed to work perfectly.
<+JetHawk95> then read it back
<+JetHawk95> and was like "Ooooh shit!"
<+Ollie> Good job.
<+onlineworms> don't worry

 

<Marx> so yea i was sit on a vibrator and learned english and got an english accent
<Marx> some people in my hometown ask me if i came fron the united states
<SirTopHat> what
<Noxid> >.>
<Marx> yep thats how i learned english
<SirTopHat> can you rephrase that
<SirTopHat> <Marx> so yea i was sit on a vibrator and learned english
<Marx> back when i was a baby my mother sit me on a vibrator
<Marx> and i watched nickolodean and i learned english
<Marx> basically american channels
<Noxid> did you watch Angry Beavers?
<Marx> no i watch nick
<Marx> watched
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<SirTopHat> Angry Beavers was on Nick
<BassieEnAdriaan> whots going on in here
<Noxid> Angry Beavers was the best show ever
<Noxid> oh well look more people
<SirTopHat> Nickelodian and CartoonNetwork cartoons were quality back then
<Marx> well my mother never told me the shows i saw
<Noxid> now everyone's going to think this place is active
<Noxid> D:
<BassieEnAdriaan> oh im just here for giggles
<BassieEnAdriaan> got a link from SirTopHat
<Noxid> Ah
<Marx> all hail master Noxid
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<Noxid> I don't quite understand how vibrators give you american accents
<Noxid> but if it works then who am I to judge
<Marx> i think the vvibrator was to calm me down
<Marx> the shows made the magic

 

I think we all should spend more time sitting on vibrators.

 

Hmm, from this I actually found out what sirtophat is supposed to mean. I used to think sir-to-phat, but now it's SirTopHat. I hate confusion. :l

 

I think we all should spend more time sitting on vibrators.

You just want an excuse to :S. We know you've been sitting on one this whole time.

 

I could use his technique to improve my French.

 

What does "vibrator" mean?

 

Well...
When a woman loves herself very much...

Here, Wikipedia can explain it better.

 

Who's <Marx>? Also I learned english in a similar way to his. Besides the vibrator part...

 

Well...
When a woman loves herself very much...

Here, Wikipedia can explain it better.

That link has nothing to do with the type of vibrator in question...

 

That link has nothing to do with the type of vibrator in question...

Hurrdurr if I posted the actual link my post would have been deleted D:

Joke...

 

My post got deleted ._.

It's educational, dangit!

 

It's hilarious it got deleted

 

If I ever meet the person who deleted it I'll, I'll...

 

Shall I send each of you a PM outlining in bold triplicate specifically why I deleted it, or will you all show some fucking common sense and get back on topic?

Hint: It's going to be the latter

 

Wait! I just found out I have no idea what post everyone was talking about. So DT, more commonly known as Svensgård, might be right.

 

Well I'm sorry I was defining the word for someone who didn't know what it damn was >_>

Holy censorship batman

 

MEANWHILE, BACK ON TOPIC...

Not #curlybrace, but still funny.

[Schilcote] !saysomething
<Schilbot_V4> wtf learned rotfl waffles cakes
<Sdw195> !saysomethingelse
<Schilbot_V4> Schilbot_V4 minor Sigh, modifications so last
[Schilcote] Rofl waffles?
<Sdw195> !help
[Schilcote] Schilbot is a minor.
<Schilbot_V4> length out of Waffles stupid too
<_Hades_> what
<Sdw195> Schilcote: yeah waffles?
[Schilcote] And he thinks long waffles are stupid.
<Schilbot_V4> Corn rotfl "famous" Just too
<_Hades_> ...what
[Schilcote] It is above your comprehension.
<Schilbot_V4> Goddamnnit Sigh, Schilbot long punctuation waffles
[Schilcote] See?
[Schilcote] You cannot comprehend the true form of the long punctuation waffles.
<Schilbot_V4> long your stupid Rofl need a
<_Hades_> ...what
<Schilbot_V4> too learned filters Goddamnnit Schilcote Schilbot_V4 are
<Sdw195> Schilbot_V4: /nick Schilbot_V.4
[Schilcote] What are you doing?
<Schilbot_V4> cakes words true And
[Schilcote] The cake isn't a lie?
<Schilbot_V4> Schilbot /nick of length
[Schilcote] Schilbot's nick is long.
[Schilcote] Hee heee heee.
<Schilbot_V4> punctuation "famous" Although
<_Hades_> i uh
<Schilbot_V4> filters think "last" that
<Sdw195> Schilcote: yeah but you forgot the . in it
<Schilbot_V4> is you wtf need Schilbot like punctuation
<_Hades_> i haven't understood a single god damned thing it has said ever
<Sdw195> _Hades_: same
[Schilcote] That is because you are not one with the long waffles.
<_Hades_> sadly not
<Schilbot_V4> Rofl last above /nick much your blah
<_Hades_> hadn't had a wafle in about 10 years
<Schilbot_V4> wtf so damned
[Schilcote] Yeah, that can't be good four your soul.
<Sdw195> _Hades_: ouch
<Sdw195> you should make some

You must become one with the long waffles.

EDIT

[Schilcote] I just hooked Schilbot up to 12dicts. He is now a minor deity.
[Schilcote] !saysomething
<Schilbot_V4> race contagion altruistically lipped aural
<Schilbot_V4> pergola conquistador galleria brake contemptuousness aspiration birdwatcher
[Schilcote] !saysomething
<Schilbot_V4> ripper pillager perfect constructionist consensus shopworn
[Schilcote] !saysomething
<Schilbot_V4> thrice wangler hepatic indistinctness nirvana
<Schilbot_V4> semicircle expressiveness carpet-bomb restless
[Schilcote] It's less funny than the auto-generated lexicon
<Schilbot_V4> windbag degrade lam catholic price
<Cairo> roflcopter
<Cairo> !say roflecopter
<Cairo> !learn roflcopter
<Cairo> yo
<Cairo> yo
<Cairo> meh
<Schilbot_V4> responsive insolent introit
[Schilcote] He doesn't take commands like the older Schilbots do.
<Cairo> ok
[Schilcote] !saysomethin
[Schilcote] !saysomething
<Schilbot_V4> dogmatism nonnuclear shank skier sneeringly iota
<Schilbot_V4> occupier accompaniment regurgitation nonbreakable departure spec amphibiously
<Cairo> i see hes learnt more words
<Cairo> not that they make sense
<Schilbot_V4> shanty subversion luggage
[Schilcote] Yeah, 12dicts is a gigantic wordlist.
<Schilbot_V4> nasally restrict downbeat tonnage steed
<Cairo> ...
<Cairo> lol
[Schilcote] His lexicon is about 12 kb now.
[Schilcote] Sorry, 422 kb.
[Schilcote] But it makes him less funny
<Schilbot_V4> impulse desperado digressive funicular
[Schilcote] No more 12dicts.
[Schilcote] !saysomething
<Schilbot_V4> equinoctial rummage humiliatingly atlas dun
[Schilcote] ...
[Schilcote] Piegineer
[Schilcote] !saysomething
<Schilbot_V4> stinger self-righteousness mount undisclosed gelatin
[Schilcote] D:
<Schilbot_V4> mammography contuse demonstrate anticommunist
[Schilcote] STOP BEING SO SMART
[Schilcote] !saysomething
<Schilbot_V4> "last" uses learned next commands it
[Schilcote] There we go