Is Sue a furry

stop bringing up your runaway bitch.

 

MY runaway bitch?
You are mistaken, sir. You're the entire forum's bitch!

 

Thats the nicest thing youve said to me yet.

 

Willing confession. I like that.

 

who said it was confession?

 

Willing sexual intercourse. I hate that.

You... You know what? FUCK THIS SHIT! I didn't used to be like this! But then my own facade turned into a lifestyle... SCREW THIS!!! I'M A REASONABLY SANE PERSON! I'M TIRED OF ACTING LIKE A SEX-CRAZED MANIAC! FUCK YOUR SHIT!!!

Yeah, I used to be like that. Then I got a girlfriend.








I still have nightmares.

 

now Theres a confession.

 

I try to stay away from the prospect of a girlfriend. I'm afraid rape may occur. Honestly afraid.
This has gone way too far.

I always thought that it wasnt completely possible for a 13 year old to think that way.

ACHIEVMENT UNLOCKED

 

I try to stay away from the prospect of a girlfriend. I'm afraid rape may occur. Honestly afraid.
This has gone way too far.

I feared for myself in that respect. But it didn't turn out to be so bad.

 

Real or animated?

 

Until you're eighteen it's physically impossible to be attracted to anyone younger than you.

Seriously.

 

Okay, okay.
Not unless you're Jacob.

 

There are only two mimigas in the village besides Jack.

Four. You forget fishy and farmy. You're counting fatty and... That other one.

Then, those creatures in the prison and in the Doc's place belong to the sea.

Yeah, AAKid. That's the one.

stop bringing up your runaway bitch.

Suicidal.

I always thought that it wasnt completely possible for a 13 year old to think that way.

That's Jake for you. Even though I skipped everything.

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YOU GOTTA TRY THAT SHIT






And yea Jake, my attempt to spoil your thread. Nevertheless, I at least mentioned Kong.

 

Back on topic.

Sue isn't a furry in the sense we have made it to be, since you have to be a human to be a furry. And Sue was not.

Now if you can come up with some pictures of Sue dressing up as an animal and having sex after she left the island I might believe you.

 

You don't have to be a human to be a furry.

Look at Sonic thine Hedgemahog. Him and his little friends are "furries", but you don't see them having sex.
Sue is covered in fur and has rabbit ears. These are both equally signs of A FURRY.


Fact:

 

Until you're eighteen it's physically impossible to be attracted to anyone younger than you.

...You don't honestly believe that, I hope...?

 

You don't have to be a human to be a furry.

Yes you do.

 

Well, Sue was born as a human and lived for, say, 13 years as a human, so, technically, she's still a human, albeit a very mimigaesque one. Or, if you want to, replace "technically" with "mentally".

 

In short, Sue is a furry. Correct?

 

No.