International "Speak like a Pirate" Day!

Just incase some-a-ya don't be readin' the calender, today be National "Speak like a Pirate" Day!
{No, this isn't fake, it's an actual national thing}
So join me in speakin' the pirate talk, all day!
Unless yer a yellow-belly land-lover.

 

Pirates VS Ninjas

Arrr, but I don't be seein' no National "Talk like a Ninja" Day.....
Could be because ninja's don't do no talkin'.

 

Even if it was still "Speak Like a Pirate Day," it being a national holiday means it wouldn't apply to me since I live outside of Fagland. In other news, I support ninjas.

 

Pirates are more awesome than those ninja pussies.

 

pretty sure it's called talk like a pirate day.
and anyways, I do that every day.
yarrr.

 

It's true, Lace always talks like that. Imagine all of his posts in a pirate accent.
Also, Lowell, if you don't change it to an international holiday, there won't be many people participating here. Not that there will be no matter what you do (), but I refuse ot talk like a pirte until you acknowledge that it is an international holiday.
Anyway, pirates and ninjas are equally awesome, and if you want to know who would win in a fight, give me a circumstance. Because ninjas don't have ships or cannons.

 

Ninjas are fast and quiet.
Pirates have guns and cannons.
Pirates have ships.
Ninjas travel on foot.
Ninjas have knives and however-you-spell-those-throwing-star-things...
Pirates have swords.

 

Morning Stars.
If the pirates fight the ninjas on land, ninjas win.
If the pirates get their pirate ship, they win.
If the ninjas are on the pirate ship, ninjas win.

 

For some reason, the image of a ninja throwing a morning star strikes me as hilarious.

 

Harharhar

Morning Stars.

Arrr, ya know those be a type of mace?
An' I only be followin' the calender {Not MG's}, an' it be sayin' it's a national holiday.

 

I am quite aware that morning stars are a spiked ball flail type thing.
And I will continue to treat today as Talk Like a Canadian Day until this holiday is expanded to international proportions. God damn, I should phone UN or some shit.

 

Thar

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Talk_Like_a_Pirate_Day
Thar, now quit yer blubberin'. I wanna hear some pirate talk.

 

So Lowell, are ye a Pastafarian or simply talkin' like a pirate fer fun?

 

Eh..

Fer fun, why else?

 

I don't know, mate, perhaps because the world was created by the Flyin' Spaghetti Monster, and us Pastafarians honor the memory of him giving Mosey the Pirate the ten "I'd Rather You Didn'ts" once a year by talkin' like a pirate?
Yarr?

 

Weeaboo perspective:

One Piece >>>>>>>>> Naruto.

So, in that case...

Pirates >>>>>>>>> Ninjas.

However, from Kage's perspective, Naruto does not have real ninjas, just faggots dressed gaudily, while One Piece really does have pirates. So, in that way, I would have to find a series that displayed real ninjas for this to be an accurate comparison.

 

Normal person perspective:
If you watch either of those shows you're a faggot. And I'm pretty sure there's nothing Japan could come up with that would be considered an "accurate comparison". That's what we have the Discovery Channel for.

 

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Arrr!

 

Ecksdee @ the misguided belief that One Piece is bad.

 

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