International "Speak like a Pirate" Day!

Sep 21, 2009 at 9:58 PM
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...DragonBoots, do you honestly want to piss molten gold?

I don't think you do. I can read your mind like an open book.
 
Sep 21, 2009 at 10:41 PM
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Kageryushin said:
...DragonBoots, do you honestly want to piss molten gold?

I don't think you do. I can read your mind like an open book.

:/
I kinda do, actually.
I mean, granted it's fucking burn my dick off, but that's never stopped me before.
(See 'Blast Furnace Incident' for details.)
I mean, if I piss molten gold, a days worth into a bucket of water would be about $70000 at current prices.
Plus, I could pis on people I hate.
And burn them.
WITH GOLD!
 
Sep 22, 2009 at 1:00 AM
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DragonBoots said:
:/
I kinda do, actually.
I mean, granted it's fucking burn my dick off, but that's never stopped me before.
Even if your own bodily waste eats at you from the inside out and inevitably kills you in one of the most painful ways possible long before you get the opportunity to pee?
 
Sep 22, 2009 at 1:04 AM
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andwhyisit said:
You do realise of course that your own bodily waste would eat at you from the inside out and inevitably kill you, right?

I'm aware of this.
 
Sep 22, 2009 at 1:42 AM
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Sep 22, 2009 at 2:57 AM
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It is debatable whether Allah exists or not. However, it is a fact that Kage exists and that he is an ass.
Also, Boots, if you had a metal canal going straight from your kidneys to outside your body, you could live. (See Combine Soldier)
 
Sep 22, 2009 at 3:03 AM
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But Kage being an ass is not my concern...

You dont have to like it.
 
Sep 19, 2010 at 4:00 PM
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So yeah, disregarding the banter above, this is today again.

It reminded me that Lowell is gone. I wonder if he'll ever finish his mod?
Arr.
 
Sep 19, 2010 at 5:26 PM
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Noxid said:
So yeah, disregarding the banter above, this is today again.

It reminded me that Lowell is gone. I wonder if he'll ever finish his mod?
Arr.

I be pretty sure he left for good.
Arr.
 
Sep 19, 2010 at 6:35 PM
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JakeXanth said:
Aye, I have me eyepatch ready to set sail
Fix'd, ya silly landlubber.
 
Sep 19, 2010 at 6:59 PM
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And some Canadian pirating:
 
Sep 19, 2010 at 8:04 PM
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Arr. Captain beat me to the punch.



 
Sep 19, 2010 at 8:32 PM
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this thread is rated arrrrrr for retarded mateys
 
Sep 19, 2010 at 8:42 PM
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You forgot Alestorm's two best songs.

 
Sep 19, 2010 at 10:39 PM
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Crap, I forgot about this!! it would have been awesome to do that at school today. Maybe at the scout meeting tonight.

Wait, I forgot I have no guts whatsoever...
 
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