I created a thread because im bored

You would die a horrible bloody death from a pile of angry females.
They prefer my dick to not be gone.

 

I refuse death.
This body will never succumb to mortal failure.

 

Then they'll grind you into a fine red paste, boil it into dust, snort it, and then shit you into the sewer.

 

-Sighs-
That assumes they'd find me, catch me, and be able to deal a fatal blow.
I'm too stealthy, too fast and too tough.
Not.
Going.
To.
Happen.

 

They're Japanese. They'll send some robots... And lasers... And shit...

 

Need I point out my own army of fangirls/fanboys?
;3

 

Fact: I live in the south. Females are reasonable here. Males are not.
I'm not just cute, I'm the only one that won't lock them in a closet with all of their friends.

 

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See how the threadstarter succeeded what I've been working months for in just days?

 

What, a giant spam thread?

 

Om nom nom nom nom.
I are Pac-Man!
Om nom nom nom nom.

 

That Doom Gape is pretty big. I think it'd be the juiciest morsel it'd find... Ever.