I created a thread because im bored

*Smashes Dragon*
Reagan can smash cheese, but Obama can smash freaking DRAGONS.

 

-.-
Why do you fight me?
Why?
u.u

*Regenerates*

 

Because you fag at me.

 

Learn to take a joke.
;3
Also.
Dragon noms your head.

 

You are a sick bastard. D:

GAH, how come this 60-second flood blocker thingy was never a problem before?!

 

Because I just did a barrel roll.
;x
Also.
Dreams are tempting because one is so powerful in them. Dreams are dangerous because that power is a lie.

 

And I'm in your dreams... Does that make me all-powerful? Sweet.

 

But that power is a lie.
So.
J00 failz.

 

So is that crush you have on me.
So.
J00 failz a lawt moar!

 

But you fail for falling for the crush trap of doom.
Also.
Unable to fail.

 

"Unable to fail?"
You're bi, but you're a guy. That means you're already made of fail.

 

After a certain point of failure, any further qualifications for failure become unapplicable, and hence I can't fail.
Any more.

 

Wrong thread.

 

Wrong forum.

 

No, it was the right forum. Just the wrong thread. The cat I posted on the other thread, I had just posted here first.

 

Wrong internet.

 

You lost your funny twenty posts ago. Or was that years?

 

I never had a funny.
I had a wit.
And it's as sharp as the knife I hide up my sleeve.

 

Bet I have more dick than you have wit.
That means I have more of both than you.

 

Need I remind you: Knife, sharp... Dick... Gone.
>_>
But seriously.
I could probably fold you into oragami.