HUZZAH! This is my first post!

It's none other than me, balrog! Since we were freed from the demon crown a while back, misery and i have been living peacefully with quote and curly (Well... not so much misery. shes still all "RAAAAH! GO AWAY!" towards them). After making a trip to a city (Don't ask. i don't know what that is either), misery brought us stuff from a list curly wrote out. (Why misery? she was the most human-looking.) Well, she started using this thing called a 'laptop' and when i asked her what it was, she went all "RAAAAH! GO AWAY!" at me. So i did the most reasonable thing: stole it from her while she was sleeping. I clicked a colorful little circle thingy on the screen and this appeared:

I then started typing all our names in the little box at the top to see what happens, and something called "goggle" popped up. so, i clicked the first result-thingy and i got here:

Right now i am hiding in a tree and typing away on this.... whatever it is again to see if someone talks back... Please don't tell misery.

 

blargo what do you usally eat?

EDIT: Nevermind, already answered in a different thread. Carry on, citizen.
Except by "carry on" I mean "please stop posting" or "please start posting like English is your first language."

 

blargo what do you usally eat?

Dunno who 'blargo' is, but if you're talking about me, i eat anything that isn't healthy. ._. but misery yells at me all the time about it. even curly gets on my case.

EDIT: Okay. ._.

 

you are blargo, blargo

 

somehow I figure that this is exactly what blargo would post if he was on the internet

except quote is the most human looking, in canon
seriously only people who realize he's a robot at first glance are noxid prof. booster and cthulhu
misery would look a bit odd with her red eyes and stuff

 

Don't let Curly judge you. She's an anorexic robot whore.

 

So, wait. Do you still have misery's stolen laptop?

Check the history!

See what misery does on teh interwebs!

 

somehow I figure that this is exactly what blargo would post if he was on the internet

except quote is the most human looking, in canon
seriously only people who realize he's a robot at first glance are noxid prof. booster and cthulhu
misery would look a bit odd with her red eyes and stuff

The only problem is.... well... quote hardly talks.

Don't let Curly judge you. She's an anorexic robot whore.

OH DEAR GOD. She somehow knows that this was posted. I can hear her firing her nemesis at the tree i sit in.


EDIT:

So, wait. Do you still have misery's stolen laptop?

Check the history!

See what misery does on teh interwebs

Pictures of puppies..... angry bird website.... and.... Why is that human naked?

 

If you're in a tree, wouldn't you be too far away from the router to have a good internet connection?

 

OH DEAR GOD. She somehow knows that this was posted. I can hear her firing her nemesis at the tree i sit in.

How do you have an internet connection if you are sitting in a tree?

 

If you're in a tree, wouldn't you be too far away from the router to have a good internet connection?

Relax, he has Wi-Fi.

 

If you're in a tree, wouldn't you be too far away from the router to have a good internet connection?

How do you have an internet connection if you are sitting in a tree?

I ATE THE MODEM AND ROUTER.

 

This thread...

 

This thread...

What's wrong with your string? i think jenka's good at sewing.

 

What's wrong with your string? i think jenka's good at sewing.

I thought you called her 'auntie'.
And you should know whether or not she's good at sewing, your freaking Balrog.

 

I thought you called her 'auntie'.
And you should know whether or not she's good at sewing, your freaking Balrog.

By think, i mean yes. and I do call her auntie, i just wasn't sure if thread man over there would know who i'm talking about. he seems so sad about his string, judging by the picture.

 

We have a trend going that every user who models themselves after balrog gets banned for either immaturity or trolling.
Please break this trend.

 

But Lace, what if he really is balrog?!

It's possible...

 

Except by "carry on" I mean "please stop posting" or "please start posting like English is your first language."

Balrog was created by Pixel, who is Japanese, therefore English isn't his first language.

 

Eh. It was fun while it lasted. :/ though, i think i did do a pretty good job at still following rules. But you have now left me with an interesting thought. Not ALL characters speak their creator's first language, so what DOES balrog speak? Mimigan? English? Telepathy? Spanish? (LOL, mexican Balrog.) Hmm.......



Also, the REAL reason I'm here isn't to roleplay as balrog, it's actually because I'm working on a hack, and having little luck.