Haiku chat

Haikus are your friends.
Except for when they are not.
Then they're not your friends.

Edit hurr hurr hurr.
Wedge of Cheese posted too quick.
And I was too slow.

 

Bam! That's right I did!
Fast posting for the win y'all.
Dodecahedron.

 

We should have a name
For when you post too quickly
And the next guy's like D:<

 

I think it is called
forum ninjas por unos
pero not you guys

 

Forum ninjas? No.
Those randomly kidnap you.
This is post-stealing.

 

Indeed you are right.
The forum ninjas can just
go to Sacred Ground.

 

I am afraid that
the thread I gave birth to will
endeth me soonish

 

Herp derp derp derp herp
Derp derp herp hurr durr durrhurr
how do i shot web?

 

How to shot web guide:
Open the drive C: window.
Ctrl+A delete

 

I tried to find C:
But all I found was "Finder."
I think it's broken.

 

Cap is a MacFag.
I thought it was evident.
Unrelated last line.

I wish this dumb thread / would suffer -50 / and give me cookies.

 

Too much syllables
in unrelated last line.
But no big deal

(deal is 2)

 

If you pronounce "deal"
By using two syllables,
You are a faggot.

 

I am a bassoon!?
Well that doesn't make much sense...
You should read this dude.

 

This is a haiku.
This has seven syllables.
The last line has five.

 

Way to go, Captain.
How did you get so damn smart?
I wish I were too.

 

I just ripped off part
of my nipple and am in
pain. bla bla shakespeare

 

Shut your ho mouth, woman.
Can't you see men are talking?
I oughta slap you.

 

Shut your bro mouth, man.
You put 6 in the first line.
I oughta slap you.

 

Learn to count, hobag.
"Talking" is two syllables.
Brace for dick-beating.