This evening i've had an experience that seriously spooked me out
I was biking trough the woods as usual, i don't usually hang out there during the later hours but i was busy all day and i wanted to go out for a while. All went fine untill i was just on my way back, when there were these shady group of people on the center of the road. I was kinda annoyed at them at first, but i just biked around them and went my way. Suddenly, i hear one of them chasing me, hollering me to stop. Me being super dumb, i stopped. I can't remember the conversation exactly but i'll do my best:
"Hey, young boy! Yeah, you can call me a man because that's what i am!"
"...?"
"Hey, have you've been lighting fireworks lately?"
"...no?"
"Let me tell you, when i catch those kids responsible i'll grab a knife, grab them and cut their fuckin' heads off, gut out their entrails out of their bodies and tie up the bodies with said entrails high up on the trees!"
"..." [Externally: does best poker face i've ever managed. Internally: O_O]
While i looked at his bike, he has one of those pet carrying things tied to the back of it with an actual cat locked in it. It stared at me with an absolutely terrified expression, as if to say "Hey dude, just fyi you should prob run right now"
"Well, i can actually tell you aren't responsible. You aren't scared by my threats because you don't feel spoken to. I talked earlier to this group of kids before and they all backed away. Yeah, of course they'd all say that they never did it, but they are obviously lying!"
"...oh?"
"Yeah, i didn't have a knife at the ready. But lemme tell ya... If i did, i'd jam it right in!"
"...okay." [eep]
Somehow he then went on a spiel about hearing people light up fireworks in the forest and calls them nuts, out of all things. The sheer hyprocrisy would break me into laughingfits but honestly i was so scared at this point i was more pre-occupied with either choosing between keeping my guard up or haul my ass away asap. I still did the dumb thing and kept my cool with him. The cat in the meantime, crawled all the way in the back of it's tiny prison.
My mind's a bit blurry on what happened next, but he did went on about my hometown's peaceful compared to his, what i'd do if you have a thief in the room at night(that's reassuring), more about stabbing dem kids, that he was taking his cat along for his biking trip, and about king's day(Dutch-specific holiday) that was ongoing today. After he was done ranting, he just left.
That was absolutely creepy as fuck and i'm prob going to leave my forest alone for a while. Geez.