Dear Doctor Fabulous

May 21, 2011 at 5:04 AM
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Reading is more important to being a member of this community than writing. If you don't have the sense to read the forum rules, chances are you won't be very significant in our intellectual discourse.

Basically, if you're too retarded to read the rules, consider not posting. We're only willing to help newcomers to a certain degree.
 
May 21, 2011 at 6:03 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Reading is more important to being a member of this community than writing. If you don't have the sense to read the forum rules, chances are you won't be very significant in our intellectual discourse.

Basically, if you're too retarded to read the rules, consider not posting. We're only willing to help newcomers to a certain degree.

Then why not recomend a reading of the rules? Lets face it, most don't consider reading the rules when they enter a forum because they will probably be the same as another, so let em know their not and they should, after that, give em hell if they don't get it. Also, I've seen some of the most intellectual people here make some pretty retarded posts not on purpose. Besides, reading rules and reading posts is not the same thing, I wish I could remember what that fallacy is called.
 
May 21, 2011 at 6:09 AM
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Okay, let me rephrase that:

LURK. MOAR.
 
May 21, 2011 at 5:16 PM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous, is it really impossible to lurk enough?
 
May 21, 2011 at 5:32 PM
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HyMyNameIsMatt said:
Then why not recomend a reading of the rules? Lets face it, most don't consider reading the rules when they enter a forum because they will probably be the same as another, so let em know their not and they should, after that, give em hell if they don't get it. Also, I've seen some of the most intellectual people here make some pretty retarded posts not on purpose. Besides, reading rules and reading posts is not the same thing, I wish I could remember what that fallacy is called.

Lol yes. I think I was a member for about a year before I actually read the rules, and the one time I got in trouble (i.e. banned) was quite a ways after my reading the rules.
 
May 21, 2011 at 7:15 PM
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Malpercio said:
Dear Doctor Fabulous, is it really impossible to lurk enough?

Yes. When you can predict what people are going to say before they say it, you have lurked enough. You may now join our ranks.
 
May 21, 2011 at 8:39 PM
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HyMyNameIsMatt said:
Then why not recomend a reading of the rules? Lets face it, most don't consider reading the rules when they enter a forum because they will probably be the same as another
actually, our forum rules are the same as pretty much ever other forum rules, in that they can be summed up in a few words:
don't act like an idiot

now, our culture on the other hand is completely different; every forum has a different culture. for instance, since we're a small community, almost everyone can name off the list of currently active users (and even some inactive ones), which lets us know everyone on a more personal level, and, unfortunately, judge people much harsher.

If someone is acting like an idiot, you can't really be impersonal to it because you see them fucking everywhere. Plus you could complain about it to the small group of people that you DO know, and they'll generally concur with you. Hence elitism.

However if you don't act like you're 12 everyone will love you and you'll be just fine
 
May 21, 2011 at 8:49 PM
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sexplosive said:
actually, our forum rules are the same as pretty much ever other forum rules, in that they can be summed up in a few words:
don't act like an idiot
The problem is that "acting like an idiot" has a different definition depending on where you are.
 
May 21, 2011 at 9:23 PM
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GIRakaCHEEZER said:
The problem is that "acting like an idiot" has a different definition depending on where you are.

Yes a small portion of acting like an idiot is different in every forum. But most of it has unwritten rules that I can't write.
 
May 21, 2011 at 9:40 PM
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ok saw that one post and i am now reading the forum rules...

ok read rules (used edit) thx
 
May 22, 2011 at 10:54 AM
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Dear Doctor Fabulous I have some major downtime, what should I do?
 
May 22, 2011 at 6:30 PM
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I'm not sure what you mean by downtime. I thought maybe your internet was out, but that doesn't make any sense. So... try going... up?
 
May 22, 2011 at 6:45 PM
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I think he means free time
 
May 22, 2011 at 7:29 PM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Learn a new skill.

I`ve meant depressed, but your answer is right
 
Jan 24, 2013 at 5:39 AM
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Captain Fabulous said:
Dear Doctor Fabulous, have you ever made a really dumb thread and regretted it years later?
No, every post I've ever made has been pure golden genius. I don't know why people don't ask me for advice more often.
Captain Fabulous said:
2. Accept that new members are the future and subject them to rigourous screening welcome them as you did Noxid or Cripplechair. This place isn't an exclusive club.
PFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHAHA okay nevermind.

Now I'm going to answer questions that I missed because I'm sad and lonely.
Wild Desu said:
I never see you on.

How is your dad lately?
You asked that in May 2011 so... probably cancerous.
Wild Desu said:
Dear Dr. Fabulous,

How does Game Raper manage being so special?
He's 22, so my guess would be
autism
Wild Desu said:
Good god..where is Fab when I need him?
Probably drowning in pussy/water.
Or in a play maybe, fuck I don't remember 2011, get out.
Wedge of Cheese said:
Dear Dr. Fabulous,

Why must you leave your smilies out where anyone can get their hands on them? Game Reaper seems to have stolen a shitload of them.
I pretty much never use them, so I've accumulated so many that I can't even find a place to put them. Sorry man. Some people just need them more than I do, you know? I'm being charitable. I'm practically a saint. Go fuck yourself.
Wedge of Cheese said:
Dear Dr. Fabulous,

Why didn't you answer any of my earlier questions? What about a catapult?
1. Probably because of the aforementioned drowning.
2. I don't know, what about a catapult?
Game Reaper said:
Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Am I still hated here? :(
Yes.
 
Jan 24, 2013 at 10:26 PM
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Dear doctor fabulous.
Why am i making this post?
 
Jan 26, 2013 at 12:24 AM
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To increase your post count
 
Jan 26, 2013 at 3:27 AM
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Dear doctor fabulous.
On a scale of 1 to 10 what do you rate me and why?
 
Jan 26, 2013 at 3:31 AM
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dear Doctor Fabulous,

am I dead meat?
 
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