Dear Doctor Fabulous

A jerk for a good reason.

 

wtf does that mean?

 

Dear Dr. Fabulous,

what is this i dont even

 

Good god..where is Fab when I need him?

 

Dear Dr. Fabulous,

Where are you when Desu needs you?

 

Dear Dr. Fabulous,

Why must you leave your smilies out where anyone can get their hands on them? Game Reaper seems to have stolen a shitload of them.

 

*ahem*

We have a thread for that, you know.

 

Dear Game Reaper:
Fuck off my thread.
Seriously, it was doing okay before you were here.
Love, Fab.

 

what is that supposed to mean? I didn't even do anything wrong!

 

Dear Doctor fabulous,
Is their a better way to generate lulz? ^^^
I don't think there is.

 

@Game Reapoer: The purpose of this thread is to ask Dr. Fabulous for "advice", which you didn't do in any of your posts.

Dear Dr. Fabulous,

Why didn't you answer any of my earlier questions? What about a catapult?

 

oh ok, sorry then... bye

 

dear doctor fabulous:

I have a friend request from a user named balfrog and I don't know why because I don't know him that well and I'm not sure if I even want to be his friend but I'm also afraid I'll hurt his feelings by not accepting it so I'm just letting it sit there
the notification thing gets me excited each time I visit but then I remember it's that friend request and I really need to sort this out because I keep getting depressed

HELP

 

Dear Dr. Fab,

What happened here? Did I miss the good stuff?

 

dear doctor fabulous:

I have a friend request from a user named balfrog and I don't know why because I don't know him that well and I'm not sure if I even want to be his friend but I'm also afraid I'll hurt his feelings by not accepting it so I'm just letting it sit there
the notification thing gets me excited each time I visit but then I remember it's that friend request and I really need to sort this out because I keep getting depressed

HELP

Dear explosive:

You did the right thing by letting his friend request sit there. Now that you've posted about it on the forums, everyone can see what a tool Balfrog is, because I'm sure they all got friend requests from him too.
So basically, don't worry about hurting his feelings anymore.

 

thank you doctor you are always a shining beacon of light in these trying times

 

how about a catapult?

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Why have you chosen this name as your moniker? Exactly what makes you so fabulous that it is inherent in your identity?

Sincerely, anonymous

 

Dear Anonymous,
My Lord General Fabulous is far too busy to repeat himself. Here is the story as heard from His divine mug as recorded in the testament of Cheese.

Two friends and I were playing Rock Band one day. I arrived at the house after the band was named (Teh Ballz, because my friends are brilliant) and the other two members were created (a pimp and a lumberjack), so I joined the band with my friends, and named my character Mr. Anderson and gave him a trenchcoat and glasses as soon as I could afford it.
However, I got bored of the Matrix reference and wanted to put on some more expensive clothing, so I decided to outfit Mr. Anderson with pink clothes. I gave him pink shades, pink elbow-length rubber gloves, pink fuzzy boots, pink leather pants (wtf?), a pink fauxhawk, pink heart earrings, a pink cape, no shirt and a giant penis tattoo stretching from his crotch to his chest.
Thus Captain Fabulous was born, and Mr. Anderson was quickly renamed (although it had to be CaptainFabulous because Rock Band can only handle 15 characters). Since then I have used Captain Fabulous (or CptFabulous) for nearly every nickname online. It's great because it's gender ambiguous and I can mess with people's homophobia and prejudices, and also because it's hardly ever taken.

 

Dear Doctor Fabulous,

Why have you chosen this name as your moniker? Exactly what makes you so fabulous that it is inherent in your identity?

Sincerely, anonymous

As Lace explained above, the name and character spawned from the usual retardation of 15 year olds. Captain Fabulous has been expanded from an inside joke to a full character that runs around inside my head, and a real person that you people talk to daily.

Dear Anonymous,
My Lord General Fabulous is far too busy to repeat himself. Here is the story as heard from His divine mug as recorded in the testament of Cheese.

All true, and Captain Fabulous has carried on through each installment of Rock Band. His look has changed slightly, though.

(FYI the drummer is a character that comes with Rock Band. His name is The Duke of Gravity and he's awesome.)