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CS Assassin

Sep 15, 2011 at 12:01 PM
Been here way too long...
"Life begins and ends with Nu."
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HyMyNameIsMatt said:
You guys suck.
WHAT DO THEY SUCK, MATT?
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 2:19 PM
I don't anymore.
"I'm sorry Mario, but your princess is in another castle."
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Lace said:
WHAT DO THEY SUCK, MATT?
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

1: You all intend to kill me without even making up evidence first.
2: You all wish for me to have a painful rinse cycled death.
3: You want it done RIGHT NOW.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 2:31 PM
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NOT UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD.
Everyone grab a body part. PULL.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 8:58 PM
Creating A Legacy...
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Oooh so I grab his penis and everyone assumes im gay.. I mean cmon guys :(
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:08 PM
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You're killing him. Get it? KILLING HIM.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:17 PM
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HyMyNameIsMatt said:
1: You all intend to kill me without even making up evidence first.
2: You all wish for me to have a painful rinse cycled death.
3: You want it done RIGHT NOW.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

I said what, not why. Obviously they suck. But do they suck lemon juice or penises?
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:26 PM
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How do you suck juice? I guess you could siphon it, or something...
Well, they suck...Ninjas.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:41 PM
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They includes you, LS. "We suck ninjas" is what you're looking for.
But do you suck Ninja Lemon Juice, or ...?
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:45 PM
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I'm too insane to count.
In answer to your question, no. Unconcentrated ninja only.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:50 PM
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WELL.
This has gone quite Off Topic.

I'm off to watch Doctor Who.
See you in 2 hours or so.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 10:02 PM
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"I, Ikachan. The Life and Documentary of the OrigiNAL SQuiD."
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homework sucks, Im sorry

anyway, Matt is tied up and on a platform with a washing machine on it.
everyone is excited to see matt on the stage and start getting excited/ impatient. I open the washing machine and say "any last words, Matt?" He says "I didn't do it..." Well too bad. they want an execution dammit! so i push him and set it on high. Matt screams as he is being beaten to death inside. the cycle finishes and Matt's body is pulled out and I get Lunarsoul and pigaro to bury him.


key pm's to be sent out soon
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 10:08 PM
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Now that I think about it, that's pretty gruesome for a sentenced death.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 10:13 PM
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He was sentenced to be shot, you bastard.
You forced him into the washing machine to wash him suffer.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 10:36 PM
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Lace said:
He was sentenced to be shot, you bastard.
You forced him into the washing machine to wash him suffer.

RINSE
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 11:45 PM
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Lace said:
to wash him suffer.

I see what you did there. Heaven is nice by the way, I got to see God, but everyone here keeps calling him Allah.
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 12:19 AM
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Also matt wasnt the assassin
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 12:22 AM
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Lace said:
He was sentenced to be shot, you bastard.
You forced him into the washing machine to wash him suffer.

Ha! Wash is a pun!

Also not my fault, he deserved it.
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU FINISH THE DE1TY PROJECT NOW!!
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 12:44 AM
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Badnik96 said:
Also matt wasnt the assassin

Oh, sorry about, y'know, voting to have you killed and all that...
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 12:48 AM
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Badnik96 said:
Also matt wasnt the assassin

WHO WAS IT
I NEEED TO KNOW

was it me
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 1:25 AM
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A message from beyond the grave:
(middle finger)
 
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