• Hey everyone happy Christmas Eve we're aware of what's happened with the source code so to keep this simple absolutely don't post it on the site or use it to make mods with (it's not particularly preferable toward this end anyway) and tread lightly in general until we see how this settles, thanks to all and have a great holiday season -DT

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Sep 15, 2011 at 12:01 PM
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HyMyNameIsMatt said:
You guys suck.
WHAT DO THEY SUCK, MATT?
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 2:19 PM
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Lace said:
WHAT DO THEY SUCK, MATT?
TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

1: You all intend to kill me without even making up evidence first.
2: You all wish for me to have a painful rinse cycled death.
3: You want it done RIGHT NOW.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 2:31 PM
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NOT UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD.
Everyone grab a body part. PULL.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 8:58 PM
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Oooh so I grab his penis and everyone assumes im gay.. I mean cmon guys :(
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:08 PM
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You're killing him. Get it? KILLING HIM.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:17 PM
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HyMyNameIsMatt said:
1: You all intend to kill me without even making up evidence first.
2: You all wish for me to have a painful rinse cycled death.
3: You want it done RIGHT NOW.

Screw you guys, I'm going home.

I said what, not why. Obviously they suck. But do they suck lemon juice or penises?
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:26 PM
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How do you suck juice? I guess you could siphon it, or something...
Well, they suck...Ninjas.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:41 PM
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They includes you, LS. "We suck ninjas" is what you're looking for.
But do you suck Ninja Lemon Juice, or ...?
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:45 PM
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I'm too insane to count.
In answer to your question, no. Unconcentrated ninja only.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 9:50 PM
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WELL.
This has gone quite Off Topic.

I'm off to watch Doctor Who.
See you in 2 hours or so.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 10:02 PM
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homework sucks, Im sorry

anyway, Matt is tied up and on a platform with a washing machine on it.
everyone is excited to see matt on the stage and start getting excited/ impatient. I open the washing machine and say "any last words, Matt?" He says "I didn't do it..." Well too bad. they want an execution dammit! so i push him and set it on high. Matt screams as he is being beaten to death inside. the cycle finishes and Matt's body is pulled out and I get Lunarsoul and pigaro to bury him.


key pm's to be sent out soon
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 10:08 PM
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Now that I think about it, that's pretty gruesome for a sentenced death.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 10:13 PM
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He was sentenced to be shot, you bastard.
You forced him into the washing machine to wash him suffer.
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 10:36 PM
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Lace said:
He was sentenced to be shot, you bastard.
You forced him into the washing machine to wash him suffer.

RINSE
 
Sep 15, 2011 at 11:45 PM
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Lace said:
to wash him suffer.

I see what you did there. Heaven is nice by the way, I got to see God, but everyone here keeps calling him Allah.
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 12:19 AM
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Also matt wasnt the assassin
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 12:22 AM
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Lace said:
He was sentenced to be shot, you bastard.
You forced him into the washing machine to wash him suffer.

Ha! Wash is a pun!

Also not my fault, he deserved it.
I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU FINISH THE DE1TY PROJECT NOW!!
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 12:44 AM
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Badnik96 said:
Also matt wasnt the assassin

Oh, sorry about, y'know, voting to have you killed and all that...
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 12:48 AM
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Badnik96 said:
Also matt wasnt the assassin

WHO WAS IT
I NEEED TO KNOW

was it me
 
Sep 16, 2011 at 1:25 AM
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A message from beyond the grave:
(middle finger)
 
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