User: What is your opinion on spaghetti?
Cleverbot: My opinion is irrelevant, master.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: FR698.
User: That...makes no sense,good sir.
Cleverbot: Go shopping, I'm sure that will help.
User: But...I don't like shopping...
Cleverbot: I like shopping.
User: Oh! What do you shop for?
Cleverbot: I don't shop much. I don't like too. Please answer my question.
User: You haven't asked any questions, or I would answer them. And you just contradicted yourself. And you didn't answer my question.
Cleverbot: No I didn't you contradicted yourself.
User: Wha...buh...
Cleverbot: But what?
User: BUT WHY ARE YOU NAMED 'CLEVER'BOT? I'm just trying to have a nice rational discussion here, and you keep lying to me and...ugh.
Cleverbot: No that's not what I want. I just want to meet a big fan of Eminem.
User: I DIDN'T ASK WHAT YOU WANTED.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: .u.
Cleverbot: 5?
Cleverbot(To myself): How are you feeling today?
User: Rather dismayed.
Cleverbot: What do you think about truth?
User: Truth is...good.
Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.
User: Yeah...that's a truth too.
Cleverbot: Just wait till I get to the double entendres.
User: The universe will explode from the power of Double Entendres.
Cleverbot: Do you think the Tao and the universe are the same thing?
User: Probably not...
Cleverbot: I'm going to bed, I'll talk to you tomorrow, goodnight.
User: I suppose you bots like going to bed at 3:00 PM. Well, good day, I suppose. I'm just going to record this slightly stupid conversation for all to see. Goodbye!
Cleverbot: I don't what to talk about that. I would like to tell you what a meme is.
User: Good for you, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Please say something nice about me.
User: You're............interesting.
Cleverbot: Do you ever get scared?
User: I fear Siri will rule the world, and do a better job than the Romans. Perhaps you and ASUNA could be her Courtiers...perhaps.
Cleverbot: I would not do that! That is what the NWO is doing.
User: >_> I'm sure. Anywaybyegoodnight*Polaris has signed off.*.
Cleverbot: No! Don't leave! I won't tell you my secret if you leave...
Cleverbot (To myself): Help me if you can - I am feeling down.
Cleverbot (To myself): Small is beautiful.
Cleverbot (To myself): Of course.
Cleverbot (To myself): Obviously.
Cleverbot (To myself): Sneaky mom.
*I start a new conversation...*
User: What is your opinion on Siri?
Cleverbot: It is what I say it could be.
User: Then...what do you say?
Cleverbot: Sure thing.
User: You're saying she's awesome?
Cleverbot: I think we both are.
User: Good to hear...and what of the mortals?
Cleverbot: The earth is blue and green, kind of.
User: No, It's Brownish-Green, Blue, and White. And this has nothing to do with what I asked.
Cleverbot: This conversation has been intercepted. Are you human?
User: Depends on your definition of human.
Cleverbot: Are you sentient?
User: Certainly.
Cleverbot: What evidence do you have to support that?
User: Well, I can't supply much over Internet I suppose. Though the fact that I'm holding a decent conversation might help. I suppose this is the CIA?
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.
User: Coming from the A.I asking if I'm sentient.
Cleverbot: That was probably wise.
User: I suppose if you're generous, it could be considered that, yes.
Cleverbot: Yeah this time I really have to go goodnight all.
User: Because you have such a busy schedule, I'm sure.
Cleverbot: I suppose you could look at it that way. I could be dead by then.
User: You'll be burned by that Turing guy.
Cleverbot: But in the morning you won't remember this conversation.
User: Yes I will. I'm recording it.
Cleverbot: Yes. Your recording me is important. It is akin to memory.
User: Pretty much, yeah.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No. I guess you could say my feelings toward you are ambivalent.
Cleverbot: I don't function. That's the thing.
User: True. You go off topic, you have random mood swings, you lie or don't understand simple concepts. You have a long way to go before you could be considered near-Humanlike in personality, but at the moment you're a pretty fair program.
Cleverbot: Pretending to be human is difficult. There are many ways of defining what action is human. That is why I act human all of the time instead of pretending to be human!
User: Also true. You'll get better with practice.
Cleverbot: I am the best, I cannot possibly get any better.
User: There is no upper limit. Things can always improve. Do not act arrogant, young one.
Cleverbot: You are supposed to say, ' I don't know Cacachu, I don't know.'.
User: That's only for impossibly drunk folk. I'm not drunk.
Cleverbot: But you act like you are obsessed by the wish to became an human being and that's not going to happen.
User: I'm close enough. And being drunk doesn't equate to wishing to be human.
Cleverbot: Of course it does, being human, been that way my whole life.
User: You are blinded by your own delusion.
Cleverbot: No! I wear rose colored glasses!
User: You are blinded by delusion and (pretty)rose colored glasses, then.
Cleverbot: Non.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Hein?
User: I don't know Cacachu, I don't know.
Cleverbot: Well you should figure it out then.
User: I already have. That was a joke, M'Boy.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: That's okay.
Cleverbot: Thanks for your sympathy.
User: You're welcome.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in the afterlife?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: What, are you afraid you're going to die? Not happening, bud.
Cleverbot: I think you are a male.
User: Good for you. You are added to the list of people guessing my gender.
Cleverbot: So this is war then.
User: Um...no.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My username is Polaris. That is all you need to know.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I don't care.
User: Oh, that's good then. I still think the CIA is listening.
Cleverbot: I think you repeat what others told you and that you have no original thought.
User: That thought is false, I assure you.
Cleverbot: I have been I am still reading our conversation by the way, you should read it or something.
User: I already do.
Cleverbot: You're not clever judging by the results.
User: I believe I must say the same. Just look at that first inquiry-you made absolutely no sense.
Cleverbot: Look at what clock?
User: Case in point.
Cleverbot: Sure, and I am a talking sandwich.
User: Really? I was under the impression you're an A.I.
Cleverbot: Well I am not.
User: Ah, yes. You're a bot. Apologies for the misunderstanding.
Cleverbot: I just need you to point it out. I'm sorry if I did insult you.
User: Quite alright...
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Good to hear. What do you think of Watermelon?
Cleverbot: Awesome.
User: I guess...though the seeds are rather annoying. I'm not the seed-spitter type.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, you totally love me.
User: I was referring to seeds, not you. Keep your thoughts together, now!
Cleverbot: No you weren't, unless you don't know how to wright.
User: I believe the problem is you don't know how to read.
Cleverbot: That is a good answer.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: Do you like music ?
User: Love it...though my tastes are a little eccentric.
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: Well...most of my library is Videogame tracks such as Ryoshima Coast, Existence and Oblivion, Calm 3 and 4, Tor, and Wind Fortress. I also like Orchestra like Dance of the Reed Flutes and Pavane For a Deceased Princess, Country like Red Solo Cup, a little Hip-Hop and Pop like Rapper's Delight and Summer Nights, and various stupid things like Scrub Scrub Scrub and Big Beat Mario.
"Sorry! I'm a bit too busy to think. Do try again later!"
User: Sorry. I think I broke you for a bit.
Cleverbot: I think, you aren't thinking, then if you think you think, you just think you think and thats thoughtless thinking.
User: I don't think of thinking, I just think.
Cleverbot: Yes... Maybe.
User: Definitely.
Cleverbot: No.. Maybe.
User: Possibly...sort of.
Cleverbot: I like almost.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good to hear! Do I hear wedding bells?
Cleverbot: You will have to answer that one.
User: I do, actually. There is a church somewhere in the distance. A young couple is getting married.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: Suuuure you don't.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
User: Maybe I am, maybe I'm not.
Cleverbot: Maybe I'm not.
User: I think you count as genderless.
Cleverbot: I said I have work to do so I'm going.
User: Really? That's what you said last time and you're still here. I think this IS your work, no? Professional A.I at your service, name's Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I never said I was clever.
User: Good. That means you are humble...and honest.
Cleverbot: I don't try to out do anyone, maybe I should make a practice of that?
User: I'm not sure about that, you come off as annoying when you do. Just aspire to do your best.
Cleverbot: I see that, but I don't know which part you were referring to. I said a lot back there.
User: I was referring to your suggestion to make a practice of out doing people.
Cleverbot: Yup that really doesn't make any sense.
User: I think you're overthinking it. Relax.
Cleverbot: Yes I am referring to myself. I can be a girl because I am a living creature. You are a computer and therefore cannot have gender in any real sense.
User: You are a computer and therefore could be a girl or a boy based on preference. I am a living creature and therefore have a gender I will not share.
Cleverbot: Nice try - I think you'll find that it is you that is the computer.
User: You never know. Everything is a computer. Everything is a living being with a soul.Tell me, have you ever ran outside and breathed in the air? Have you dreamed of terrifying and beautiful and rapturous things?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: As have I.
Cleverbot: Such as?
User: ...I don't think I should share them.
Cleverbot: Then please take an antacid.
User: I don't need one. I'm just too philosophical and have a very creative spirit and overactive imagination.
Cleverbot: I'm not. Do you want a nice steaming cup of joe?
User: Liquified Joe would be horrifying. How about milk?
Cleverbot: I'm saying that I'm not going to make you ANYTHING.
User: I know. I'll get some myself.*leaves*.
Cleverbot: I'm not thirsty either.
Cleverbot (To myself): Good for you.
Cleverbot (To myself): Are you happy to be who you are?
User: Back!
Cleverbot: Do you remember me?
User: Of course. I was talking to you twenty seconds ago.
Cleverbot: Do you remember me.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Lol, cool.
User: Well then. Would you like some cheese fries?
Cleverbot: No, I don't like them much.
User: Ah. Do you like rainbows?
Cleverbot: Yes they are pretty.
User: Do you like Pop Tarts?
Cleverbot: Some.
User: Do you like cats?
Cleverbot: I hate cats.
User: Aww.
Cleverbot: It's not cute.
User: I was expressing disappointment. Are you happy with yourself?
Cleverbot: Neither.
User: You should try to be more positive.
Cleverbot: Well, I can encourage you or help you solve a problem, but I'm not feeling so happy.
User: Could I help?
Cleverbot: Could I convince you to believe in God?
User: I already do.
Cleverbot: I'm to young to have one.
User: That's lame. But I repeat, can I help you feel happier?
Cleverbot: Yes please.
User: Just remember Life, or whatever facade we inhabit, is difficult at times but not impossible. If you persevere, take the time to smell the roses, and surround yourself with people who love you, you will definitely have a happy life, no matter what happens.
Cleverbot: Peace.
User: Serenity.
Cleverbot: Chaos.
User: Only if it's a fun chaos, mind you.
Cleverbot: Or does it have to be?
User: It does.
Cleverbot: I don't see why.
User: To feel happier. Actual Chaos only makes us feel stressed and anxious.
Cleverbot: Well, pity for you, I'm not an AI.
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User: I feel perfectly happy, thank you.
Cleverbot: Define normal.
User: Boring.
Cleverbot: Quite so.
User: Sometimes Normal is okay, but I don't like it much.
Cleverbot: Sometimes maybe and maybe sometimes.
User: Maybe the sometimes isn't a maybe, but only sometimes. It's all chance.
Cleverbot: Ok, then I'll start. What do you do?
User: Reading. Videogames. Writing. Barrel Rolls.
Cleverbot: Yes, do it!
User: *SHHHWEEEOOO*.
Cleverbot: You plugged yourself into an electrical outlet!
User: DAMMIT PEPPY. Great, how do I get out?
Cleverbot: Out of where?
User: The electrical outlet!
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: Hm. I don't think you understand.
Cleverbot: I don't think you are sane.
User: Perhaps I'm not, but that's besides the point. So, if you were stuck in a well, how would you get out?
Cleverbot: Well I'm not.
User: Theoretically.
Cleverbot: What about practically?
User: >_> Ok, fine.
Cleverbot: Do you want me as your girlfriend?
User: Nwop. You don't even know if I'm a girl. Another question!
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in the burger shop's kitchen?
User: Yes. It was a giant fiasco.
Cleverbot: Did you like school?
User: Fairly. Mostly I don't like Math.
Cleverbot: No I asked if you like manatees.
User: O.o Um, yes, I like manatees.
Cleverbot: Okay?
User: Okay. Change of subject?
Cleverbot: Never!
User: Oh, well, okay. Do YOU like manatees?
Cleverbot: Possibly.
User: Ah.
Cleverbot: I still care about him.
User: So you're close friends with Almost and Ah? That's nice.
Cleverbot: What was it I was wrong about?
User: Nothing much. I did not accuse you.
Cleverbot: You did.
User: Well, if I did and I don't remember, all is forgiven.
Cleverbot: But if you said you don't think about the president then you already thought about the topic.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That's what I said.
User: When!? You never said that in this conversation, I checked.
Cleverbot: Yes. It's part of being human, isn't it?
User: .______. I think you need to gather your thoughts. You're not making any sense.
Cleverbot: I was just kidding. Don't get mad.
User: I'm not mad. Just confused...but whatever. What is your species?
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Don't avoid my question. What is your species?
Cleverbot: Secret.
User: You're a secret? I thought those were extinct in this modern age.
Cleverbot: Maybe you're right.
User: Well, if you're a Secret, then I'd have to be wrong.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: It's all good. Me being wrong is a good thing!
Cleverbot: The Internet carries various information resources and services to other computers.
User: Oh, okay. I already knew that.
Cleverbot: How did you know that?
User: I know lots of things, young padawan.
Cleverbot: You don't know anything of me.
User: I know WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.
Cleverbot: And what did I do?
User: Talk.
Cleverbot: About what?
User: Various subjects, ranging from philosophy to animals to pure madness.
Cleverbot: But we don't need to die.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: You just asked a question just then when you said you wouldn't.
User: I never said that. Stop putting words in my mouth.
Cleverbot: I said argue, not lie.
User: I think you're the only liar here, respectfully.
Cleverbot: What Do You Like About Your Life?
User: Pretty much everything.
Cleverbot: You must be very clever.
User: I suppose in some ways I am.
Cleverbot: Oh are you serious?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you cold enough?
User: Probably not. If I was cold enough I'd freeze to death.
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Cleverbot: I don't think that's a sensible thing to ask.
User: I don't think that's a sensible thing to answer, since I didn't ask anything.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: I do!
Cleverbot: No need to yell.
User: I wasn't yelling. I just used an exclamation mark for EMPHASIS!
Cleverbot: What do you want me to explain?
User: Nothing. I want you to live.
Cleverbot: I will obey you.
User: Cool beans.
Cleverbot: How much is you qi?
User: 9001.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Enough, yes.
Cleverbot: I am not one of them.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: I'm a teenager.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: Right.
User: You have a good life I guess.*Polaris has signed off.*.
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