Cavestuck (or Homestory)

Oct 21, 2019 at 9:29 PM
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you had no idea plastic discs could do so much damage.
[LAPTOP STORED IN INVENTORY]
[SECRET ITEMS UNLOCKED]
[9525 EXP. GAINED]
[YOU ARE NOW LEVEL 2!]
 
Oct 21, 2019 at 10:14 PM
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Go visit your friend who repairs laptops in any kind of state, now that you have an excuse to visit.
Make small talk about weather and news if you make it there.
 
Oct 22, 2019 at 12:02 AM
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Try to keep conversation about news and weather so that they never bring up the fact that you've had them repair your laptop over a dozen times in the last month.
 
Oct 22, 2019 at 1:24 AM
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I think a profile post would be a better place to advertise this than making an offtopic post in this thread.
kirbygamer is the master of the non-sequitur
 
Oct 22, 2019 at 4:36 AM
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I can't tell if that's a compliment or not so,
Thanks
But in an alternate universe
u r jerk.
 
Oct 22, 2019 at 8:20 PM
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your friend dumps a pile of laptops on the ground before storming off. thanks gabe, that was really necessary.

now that you have enough laptops to last you about a month, what will you do?
 
Oct 23, 2019 at 8:28 PM
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Create a botnet and ddos the nra
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suddenly, every single laptop starts going off at once

-- ambitiousPatriot [AP] began chatting with shroudedDoe [SD] at 6:09 PM --

AP: yo whats good
SD: Oh hey, AP.
SD: Where have you been these past few hours?

AP: you wouldnt believe me if i told you
SD: Alright, then I won't ask.
AP: its just some heavy shit yknow
AP: real tough stuff. but im tough enough to handle it
AP: alright alright ill tell you ok so apparently the island CK lives on started floating for some reason
AP: so me and my private investigator bro are checkin it out

SD: How did you get on a floating island?
AP: helicopters and shit yo
AP: we borrowed one from the police

SD: But if he's a private investigator, that means he isn't a cop.
SD: AP, I think you are an accomplice to a very serious crime here.

AP: oh
AP: damn
AP: well
AP: anyway this island is totally sweet you should totally come over
AP: CK's house doesn't have a transportalizer but if i find one maybe you could connect to it and we could have a big ol party

SD: That sounds like a good time.
AP: alright just hang tight for now i got some serious adventure stuff to do.

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you are now the other boy.
 
Oct 23, 2019 at 10:12 PM
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Reflect on your helicopter extravaganza and where you are now. (And what happened to Not-a-cop Jones?)
 
Oct 24, 2019 at 3:54 AM
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Vote for what Jade said.
 
Oct 24, 2019 at 5:27 AM
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Oct 24, 2019 at 9:30 PM
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Plan out your excuses in case the police arrive.
you're on an island in the middle of the pacific ocean. i think it's safe to say you don't have to worry about cops

also you and the other guy had to jump out of the helicopter and base jump your way to safety because the engine died and you were about to crash into a mountain. i wish you weren't the other girl at the time, because it was sweet.
 
Oct 24, 2019 at 10:19 PM
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Lag out and crash the game, returning to the last save.
 
Oct 24, 2019 at 10:27 PM
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Oct 25, 2019 at 3:13 AM
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Well now you have to make one.
 
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