Oct 15, 2015 at 2:55 PM
Join Date: Sep 13, 2015
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 73
Age: 26
So, very recently, I wrote this completely batshit insane CS crackfic called Cavernous Storybook (the full name is way too long to memorize) that was actually written as a weird sort of direct prequel to the game itself; I'm going to add a link to it later. At first, I had the idea to make it a parody of anime and manga, but then it just sort of went off and did its own thing, becoming an instant classic in the process. Now I miss Doukutsu Days just a little bit less as a result.
Jack and Mahin are the two show-stealers of the main characters (since Quote is barely even on the island yet, let alone Sue and Balrog), lampshading how they both get reduced into minor characters in the actual game as punishment for being such giant douchebags in this story, and they are both freaking hilarious. Every single chapter has at least one moment that will make you go WTF, with the most memorable being the giant robot battle.
If you ever wanted to see someone fight a schizophrenic blue ninja mushroom, have unprotected underaged sex (that involves both breastfeeding and foot fetishism) on the floor with Chako, get his father's spirit implanted into his eyeball ala Kitaro, brainwash a whole bunch of enemy soldiers to do the chicken dance naked (and jump off the edge of a building), scare Quote off with a frickin' bubble gun, get reminded nonstop by his right eyeball about how to climb staircases, engage in a giant robot battle in the middle of Tokyo for almost no apparent reason (because Japan), kiss King right on the lips despite being a guy himself, and even get baby diarrhea sprayed all over his face, all over the course of barely over 10,000 words, then this story is for you.
The best part? Despite how freaking crazy the stuff that happens in this story is, it actually very cleverly ties in with the later events of the real game, right down to Quote waking up in the First Cave. Now that's attention to detail. http://www.quotev.com/story/6956076/Cavernous-Storybook/1/
Jack and Mahin are the two show-stealers of the main characters (since Quote is barely even on the island yet, let alone Sue and Balrog), lampshading how they both get reduced into minor characters in the actual game as punishment for being such giant douchebags in this story, and they are both freaking hilarious. Every single chapter has at least one moment that will make you go WTF, with the most memorable being the giant robot battle.
If you ever wanted to see someone fight a schizophrenic blue ninja mushroom, have unprotected underaged sex (that involves both breastfeeding and foot fetishism) on the floor with Chako, get his father's spirit implanted into his eyeball ala Kitaro, brainwash a whole bunch of enemy soldiers to do the chicken dance naked (and jump off the edge of a building), scare Quote off with a frickin' bubble gun, get reminded nonstop by his right eyeball about how to climb staircases, engage in a giant robot battle in the middle of Tokyo for almost no apparent reason (because Japan), kiss King right on the lips despite being a guy himself, and even get baby diarrhea sprayed all over his face, all over the course of barely over 10,000 words, then this story is for you.
The best part? Despite how freaking crazy the stuff that happens in this story is, it actually very cleverly ties in with the later events of the real game, right down to Quote waking up in the First Cave. Now that's attention to detail. http://www.quotev.com/story/6956076/Cavernous-Storybook/1/
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