Cave Story+ was free (not free from 10th December)

He did it. Hayden, you son of a bitch, you did it. You managed to find a computer that can't run Cave Story+. Who needs god when we have CSTSF users?

 

You managed to find a computer that can't run Cave Story+.

I mean to be fair, w98 was never taken into account when the port was being developed back in 2011. Hell, schools stopped using it back in 2006.

 

Hell, schools stopped using it back in 2006.

Schools. Used Win98. In 2006. God, glad I wasn't in school to use an OS that could barely run Cave Story. Come to think of it, Win98 at that time is about as old as Win10 is now, so I guess something like that is happening now, but with Win10 and Win10 only.

 

God, glad I wasn't in school to use an OS that could barely run Cave Story.

To be fair, the original freeware Cave Story runs just fine at a steady 50 FPS on this computer. The framerate was pretty bad when running 2x res mods, though.

 

Steam: $15 for a enhanced version of a free game
Nintendo: $30 for a more enhanced version of a free game
Cave Story.org: Original game for free
Epic Games: Free Enhanced version that is the steam version.
You: I'll take one free enhanced Cave Story Please
Epic Games: HaHa that would be $12
You: Awwww I missed the sale

 

Epic Games: HaHa that would be $12
You: Awwww I missed the sale

$12? That's a goddamn steal! Unless you want to save an extra two bucks and get the eShop port instead.

 

$12? That's a goddamn steal! Unless you want to save an extra two bucks and get the eShop port instead.

I picked up Cave Story+ on switch while it was on sale for $20