Cave Story puns

May 2, 2014 at 2:11 AM
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what happens when Quote gets pulled over?
he gets a citation :cool:
 
May 2, 2014 at 2:43 AM
tem go to colleg and make u prouds!!!
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This thread is so awful it doesn't deserve a smartass comment before it gets locked. Just... please never do this again.
 
May 2, 2014 at 2:52 AM
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May 2, 2014 at 2:55 AM
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This thread is so awful it doesn't deserve a smartass comment before it gets locked. Just... please never do this again.

it's (my) relevant Cave Story fan work, why would it get locked?
I'll stop making puns when the heat death of the universe happens. maybe.
 
May 2, 2014 at 4:35 AM
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Ehhh...
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Did this REALLY need a thread of its own? Wouldn't a "Awful Cave Story puns thread" have been good enough?
 
May 2, 2014 at 5:26 AM
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May 2, 2014 at 5:47 AM
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May 2, 2014 at 7:47 AM
Been here way too long...
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As if this is the worst shit we have to put up with, Noxid.
 
May 2, 2014 at 7:49 AM
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The idea of a thread is to promote discussion. If you used "Cave Story puns" as your thread's title then it wouldn't be a problem. But you prefered to make an entire thread dedicated to discussing only YOUR pun instead. As a wise man once said: "these forums are not your personal blog".

Edit: You know what? I think I'll just fix that. This thread is now about Cave Story puns.
 
May 2, 2014 at 11:05 AM
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andwhyisit said:
As a wise man once said: "these forums are not your personal blog".
I decided to backtrace this because it's basically what I've been saying for... ever, and search seems to indicate that it's actually become somewhat of a thing so now I don't even. Guess it goes to show... that you never really know jack.

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I am going to enjoy this thread with much gusto

 
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May 2, 2014 at 12:55 PM
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I know I can always count on you for quality humor, sth. I'm curious, what was the original title of this thread and why did everyone get so booty tickled over it?
 
May 2, 2014 at 1:02 PM
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I know I can always count on you for quality humor, sth. I'm curious, what was the original title of this thread and why did everyone get so booty tickled over it?
Thread title: what happens when Quote gets pulled over?

Sirtophat's post: he gets a citation :cool:

Which is kind of too short to start a thread on...
 
May 2, 2014 at 2:34 PM
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Oh. I don't see it, but I guess I'm just dumb...
 
May 2, 2014 at 4:30 PM
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What do you call a bundle of sticks that posts on the Cave Story Tribute Site Forums?

A moderator.
 
May 2, 2014 at 8:17 PM
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Oh. I don't see it...
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I don't get it either... I'm bad with jokes though :/
Haven't listened to much comedy.

"Thread title: what happens when Quote gets pulled over?

Sirtophat's post: he gets a citation :cool:"

Preface : (I get the literal CS meaning, Quote gets pulled over and is given a citation from the police for speeding or something...)

Now the double meaning :

Quote gets pulled over...
Quote could be a reference to something else...
Addenum : An actual " sign? Or a quote as in a >>>> QUOTE. <<<<

Citation... is that supposed to be a play on words?
Sigh ... tay... shun...
Different accent or mispronounciation maybe?
See tate un?
........

Quote is pulled over.
He gets a
(After Addenum)
citation... OH *that* kind of citation.

"Broadly, a citation is a reference to a published or unpublished source (not always the original source). "
Also perhaps citation could be a colloquial or ambigious reference to reciting something out loud. Like quoted could be. "He quoted the teacher with his joke." "After reading the article, he gave a citation to everyone."
Addenum : The oral part is unneeded for the joke on second thought, just was how I pictured it initally.

I get the joke now lol but ...
What happens when Quote gets pulled over?
What about the pulled over part... How does that fit into this meaning?
Pulled over, like being taken from something. A quote is taken from a book, and now it is given citation.
....

What happens when Quote gets pulled over?
He gets a citation!

Harhar.... lol I guess that's funny, pulling it apart to figure out must make it lose its effect... But, clever...
NOW the next one...

What do you call a bundle of sticks that posts on the Cave Story Tribute Site Forums?

A moderator.

... hmm....
A bundle of sticks... posts...
Moderator...

I can see where sticks and posts can relate. But how does it conclude to "moderator"....
Moderator...
Mod er ray ter
I could see mod relating to CS mods but that doesn't ... really fit.
modder hater ... lol

Hmm... Maybe Polaris can figure this one out for me? :D I need to leave.. lol
 
May 2, 2014 at 9:26 PM
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NOW the next one...

What do you call a bundle of sticks that posts on the Cave Story Tribute Site Forums?

A moderator.

... hmm....
A bundle of sticks... posts...
Moderator...

I can see where sticks and posts can relate. But how does it conclude to "moderator"....
Moderator...
Mod er ray ter
I could see mod relating to CS mods but that doesn't ... really fit.
modder hater ... lol

Hmm... Maybe Polaris can figure this one out for me? :D I need to leave.. lol
A bundle of sticks is a faggot. Fab is calling the moderators faggots.
 
May 3, 2014 at 12:03 AM
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Christ. You guys are bad at getting jokes
 
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