Mar 3, 2014 at 6:30 AM
Giving it my all and shooting for the moon.
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Ingredients:
1 Box of premade Walmart Cookies™
5 Cups of Lard extract
1 First born child
1 Large plastic cup
Instructions:
1. Pour the premade delicious cookies into blender with the lard extract.
2. Blend on lowest available blender setting for 5-8 seconds.
3. Pour into large cup, microwave on high for 2 minutes.
4. Let the contents cool for a good 10 minutes.
5. Makes 3-4 large sized servings, you may share the enjoyment of this recipe with the first born child.
Note: I wasn't actually going to use the Baby in the recipe, you cannibalistic weirdo.
1 Box of premade Walmart Cookies™
5 Cups of Lard extract
1 First born child
1 Large plastic cup
Instructions:
1. Pour the premade delicious cookies into blender with the lard extract.
2. Blend on lowest available blender setting for 5-8 seconds.
3. Pour into large cup, microwave on high for 2 minutes.
4. Let the contents cool for a good 10 minutes.
5. Makes 3-4 large sized servings, you may share the enjoyment of this recipe with the first born child.
Note: I wasn't actually going to use the Baby in the recipe, you cannibalistic weirdo.