ANOTHER POINTLESS THREAD BY YOURS TRULY!

Aug 18, 2009 at 12:38 AM
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Fire1052 said:
See what I'm talkin' 'bout, folks?

Yeah, totally.

JacobX891 said:
It just seems like a waste of good pussy.

I hate pussys. They are creepy crusty holes and full of diseases.

JacobX891 said:
Oh shut up. I'm sorry I don't like fucking girls in the ass while I pretend they're actually guys.

How gay Jacob, srsly.
You're very gay, your mind is gay too.
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 1:05 AM
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Seriously Jacob, you can't take anal? That's just pathetic.

You foolish boy, if there's a hole, it's a man's duty to thrust into it!
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 1:35 AM
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S. P. Gardebiter said:
I hate pussys. They are creepy crusty holes and full of diseases.

Three things:
1.) If it's crusty, there's something majorly wrong.
2.) If it's full of diseases, why are you having sex?
3.) Just... Nyeh. Wrong!
Kageryushin said:
Seriously Jacob, you can't take anal? That's just pathetic.

You foolish boy, if there's a hole, it's a man's duty to thrust into it!
Shut up, Molly.

JacobX891 said:
Oh, yeah. Totally.
Listen, it just doesn't appeal to me. Things are supposed to come out there, not go in.

Scruffy seconds.
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 1:41 AM
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How can't you be into anal seriously?

DragonBoots said:
Three things:
1.) If it's crusty, there's something majorly wrong.
2.) If it's full of diseases, why are you having sex?
3.) Just... Nyeh. Wrong!

1.) Not all of them but the majority. They are creepy as hell.
2.) I never said I have sex with pussys.
3.) Depends on your thoughts.
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 1:41 AM
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Aug 18, 2009 at 1:48 AM
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S. P. Gardebiter said:
How can't you be into anal seriously?
1.) Not all of them but the majority. They are creepy as hell.
2.) I never said I have sex with pussys.
3.) Depends on your thoughts.

Regarding anal - Hey, wait... Why the fuck are we talking about this on a gaming forum?

Meh.
1.) Sounds like you've got an epidemic over in Germany.
2.) Soooo... Oral/Anal or GTFO?
3.) My thoughts are... STFU V00b!
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 1:49 AM
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Lets just say I'm into a large variety of things...
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 1:54 AM
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whyme said:
Lets just say I'm into a large variety of things...

Let's just say less than 1% of the members of this forum care.
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 1:55 AM
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Of course... nobody ever cared about whyme...
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 1:57 AM
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whyme said:
Of course... nobody ever cared about whyme...

No, just less than 1%
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 1:58 AM
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Aug 18, 2009 at 2:00 AM
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Its his loss...
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 2:03 AM
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JacobX891 said:
Wait, how can DB not be into anal?
How... how is this possible in any way at all?

Through the magic of Spartavision.
Also, bad experience with mayonaise as a kid.
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 2:05 AM
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Please...
do tell...
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 2:07 AM
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Well, it all started about 1 million years agon, when Stevie Nicks created mankind by ejaculating into the primordial ooze...
...
-Goes on-
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-Several hours later-
... And that's why Nixon killed Lincoln in the Third Nuclear World War.
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 2:10 AM
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I will never spread mayonase on my sandwich again...
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 2:13 AM
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I still feel bad for Sunday Dinner, my pet chicken.
-Sighs-
The things he witnessed up until his death the tuesday following mayonaise monday...
Which was post-poned until the following saturday...
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 2:16 AM
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Sounds like fun...
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 2:17 AM
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YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT SANDWICH CLUB!
 
Aug 18, 2009 at 2:18 AM
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FUCK YOUR SANDWICH!
 
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