Aug 15, 2009 at 9:16 PM
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Stastically, someone within 0.19 meters of me is having sex!
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Aug 15, 2009 at 9:20 PM
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Erm...
Was assuming that sex lasts an average of 1 hour (60 minutes) A BIT EXTREME?
I mean... I'm nowhere near normal, so...
EDIT: I goofed. 8.4 m.
Still too close for comfort, cause that's about the distance to my bathroom.
E2:
Assuming sex lasts 1 minute: 46.1
2 minutes: 32.6 m
5 minutes: 20.6 m
10 minutes: 14.6 m
20 minutes: 10.3 m
1 hour: 5.9 m
2 hours: 4.2 m
24 hours: 1.2 m
Was assuming that sex lasts an average of 1 hour (60 minutes) A BIT EXTREME?
I mean... I'm nowhere near normal, so...
EDIT: I goofed. 8.4 m.
Still too close for comfort, cause that's about the distance to my bathroom.
E2:
Assuming sex lasts 1 minute: 46.1
2 minutes: 32.6 m
5 minutes: 20.6 m
10 minutes: 14.6 m
20 minutes: 10.3 m
1 hour: 5.9 m
2 hours: 4.2 m
24 hours: 1.2 m
Aug 15, 2009 at 9:39 PM
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T-Jack said:
80.
Also, the average for the province I'm in is 270.8 m... Assuming sex lasts 30 minutes and is performed 80 times / year.
Aug 15, 2009 at 9:47 PM
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T-Jack said:
O_O
If sex lasted 1 year and was performed, no duh, once a year, someone within 2 cm would stastically be having sex.
Aug 15, 2009 at 11:34 PM
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You and your decimals.T-Jack said:
The 2 cm thing makes perfect sense. If everyone was having sex all year, it would inevitably turn into a massive orgy.
Aug 16, 2009 at 3:22 PM
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T-Jack said:
Aw, c'mon you can't tell me you've never heard "Seasons of Love"!? "Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes..." although I calculated it once and discovered that they didn't take leap year into account, so on average it's actually a fourth of a day (360 minutes) longer than that.
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Aug 16, 2009 at 5:51 PM
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Those censor bars are much too useless to be the doing of Lowell. I say they were put there by Satan himself.
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Aug 17, 2009 at 12:28 AM
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You know that guy in every video game that has come out in the last few years?
The mysterious one that hands you your orders from up on high?
Well...
I'm not that guy.
>_>
I'm like... Professional Western Movie Background-Crosser #2.
The mysterious one that hands you your orders from up on high?
Well...
I'm not that guy.
>_>
I'm like... Professional Western Movie Background-Crosser #2.
Aug 17, 2009 at 7:53 AM
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I was thinking I would decipher the exact functioning of that blurb o' gibberish at the end of Head.tsc