STOP IT JERSE
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They don't.
No I'm not just being a jerk to you right now.
Have you taken the not-so-subtle hint yet?
Here's an anti-subtle hint.
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As Link travels into the mountains, he encounters... Qwexe!
Qwexe says, "I want you to come with me. We'll meet up with JERSE, and then look for your other friend, COOL."
"Wait, how do you know who we are?"
"The Great God #2403 wants me to join you in your quest. Now hurry!"
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As they run back to Ardent, they see Malpercio finishing making 3 Basic Destruction Potions. Qwexe says the same thing to him as he did to Link. He decides to go with them, because he knew Link, and Qwexe seems to be a friend.
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They come to the Arena. Qwexe still has his room key. He goes in and sees nobody there. He asks Malpercio if he could recreate the room key twice for them. Mal, being the expert grass weaver he is, recreates them. He gives the original to Qwexe. Qwexe goes out searching for JERSE.
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Qwexe can't find JERSE, so decides to talk without him.
Back in the room, Qwexe tells the others everything he has learned. He starts with how he came here.
"Well, you see, I just woke up one day. I had no memory at all, other than my name, and my desire to become a Black Cat.
When I went to the library in Icebourne, I learned much about what happened as two of you were asleep for a hundred years.
First off, HayateDoors has increased taxes. That may not sound bad at first, but the way he raised them... It's not pleasant.
You pay in lives. You have to kill someone to give him glory. Every day, if you don't kill someone, you get killed. It seems HayateDoors is trying to destroy the human race.
When the villagers first revolted, he caused a Great Freeze for 15 years. And then, he had a great 'celebration' afterwards, consisting of theburning of wooden statues of... you. To restore heat.
That was five years ago. Now, nobody can think of revolting. But now, you guys are here. I think you can defeat HayateDoors. We need to train together. We need to fight together.
But we need everyone. Let's see if we can find JERSE and COOL.