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Is super awesome

^ Is totally right * Loves Earthbound V Knows about the game

Is it for the gamecube?

I'm sorry, the guy I usually cheat off of is absent. Can I take this tomorrow?

I know we're in the middle of an operation, but I should tell you that i'm not really a doctor, and have no idea what i'm doing to you.

Bad things to say at a hospital: For my next trick, i shall saw my assistant in half!

Bad things to say at a job interview Hello sir, pleased to meet you! You don't mind if i smoke do you? just let me get my crack pipe.

If your TV only gets the nature channel in 3-d, it may be a bear.

^ Is awesome * Likes StrongBad V Has probably never heard of StrongBad

The master balls take up the majority of your attache case and make it very hard to move faster than a snail. Now what?

If your outlet roars at you every time you try to plug something into it, it may be a bear. If it doesn't, it may be a gay bear.

Really? I had no idea! i was just bored so i started this. You find yourself in a hallway. There are 999,999,999,999,999,999 doors in it. in the middle of the hallway, is a bug. what do you do?

What you get after using a bag of Dragonite. Teen Girl Squad

Rules: 1.Just say whatever, as long as it goes to the story. 2. have fun! You find yourself in a dungeon. The walls reek of moldy cheese. in front of you is a closed door. beside you is your trusty sword of kings. you have no recollection of who you are or what happened. what do you do?

Wow, I didn't think anyone would actually get that reference. Congratulations! Anyway, you're on fire. In a panic, you throw yourself into the freezer. That helps, but you freeze completely, only to be thawed out in the future. you see a giant robot heading towards you. 1. Turn the heat up and...