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^ Is totally right * Loves Earthbound V Knows about the game

Is it for the gamecube?

I'm sorry, the guy I usually cheat off of is absent. Can I take this tomorrow?

I know we're in the middle of an operation, but I should tell you that i'm not really a doctor, and have no idea what i'm doing to you.

Bad things to say at a hospital: For my next trick, i shall saw my assistant in half!

Bad things to say at a job interview Hello sir, pleased to meet you! You don't mind if i smoke do you? just let me get my crack pipe.

If your TV only gets the nature channel in 3-d, it may be a bear.

^ Is awesome * Likes StrongBad V Has probably never heard of StrongBad

The master balls take up the majority of your attache case and make it very hard to move faster than a snail. Now what?

If your outlet roars at you every time you try to plug something into it, it may be a bear. If it doesn't, it may be a gay bear.

Really? I had no idea! i was just bored so i started this. You find yourself in a hallway. There are 999,999,999,999,999,999 doors in it. in the middle of the hallway, is a bug. what do you do?

What you get after using a bag of Dragonite. Teen Girl Squad

Rules: 1.Just say whatever, as long as it goes to the story. 2. have fun! You find yourself in a dungeon. The walls reek of moldy cheese. in front of you is a closed door. beside you is your trusty sword of kings. you have no recollection of who you are or what happened. what do you do?

Wow, I didn't think anyone would actually get that reference. Congratulations! Anyway, you're on fire. In a panic, you throw yourself into the freezer. That helps, but you freeze completely, only to be thawed out in the future. you see a giant robot heading towards you. 1. Turn the heat up and...

Actually, you do have a point. all right then, accepted. 6. throw a molotov. The molotov sets him on fire, but he's still coming after you. 1. Shoop Da Whoop 2. Leave and clone Trilby

accepted.

Seriously, read the rules. You get warped to a mansion. you're in the kitchen, where you see a man in a waistcoat wearing a grey hat. He's shocked at first, but calms down and announces his name to be Trilby. you ask what's going on, but before he can answer, a man with a welding mask, an...

Allowed. but next time stick with the choices. 5. abilities; steal Quote casts the demon's crown into Mount Doom, which just so happens to be in the arena. Misery snaps out of it and flies away without explanation. you have some time to kill. 1. view new stats of you and Quote 2. search for...

The only thing in Quote's inventoryis curly's panties. he throws them at the doctor, who is then blasted in the face with curly's nemesis, thus killing him. with a smile, curly disappears into the night. Misery attacks with Red, an attack that does a random amount of damage. Your hp: 75,000...

1. psi rockin you use psi rockin and deal out 9999 damage each. the Doctor and Misery work together to summon a giant meteor (Sephiroth style) to damage you and quote for 10,000 gamage each. Your hp: 76,000 Quote's hp: 99,000 Quotes turn. 1. Attack 2. Change weapon and attack 3. Items 4. Limit...

2. Do a barrel roll You find yourself somehow in an arena. Misery and The Doctor appear in front of you. Misery speaks up: "...The subject seems to have escaped. maybe we should eradicate the failed experiment." Just then, Quote appears holding the head of Rebuilt quote. Despite what happened...