Lace

Oh, I didn't even see that. Reading now...

Muahahahahahahaha...

Alrighty. On an unrelated note, Backus-Naur form grammars are the shit.

Well then. Chord functions?

At first I thought it was a heart shape, but then I realized the point on the bottom goes inward instead of outward, so that would make it a butt. Was that your intention? I could be completely wrong, as I haven't actually graphed it - I'm just trying to mentally visualize it.

Make your signature 501 x 201 for maximum lulz, plz.

Well shucks, I didn't mean it...

Can you do that?
Can you go insane twice?

really?
I think he was doing a fine job of it without my antics, but I'm flattered to receive such claims

It had a fair run, but all good things must come to an end

That would be nice, but then I'd have to call it trades instead of requests
And the precedent has been set already for no-obligation requests.

The return trip was alright. We drove the looooooong way through Maine, which was some nice scenery but god I'm so tired now

emily is a man?

Oh right, durr. But why are you even on the forums then?

Yes, I'm aware of that. Remember how I was talking about how whether or not I could come might depend partly on whether or not I was needed in band rehearsal this weekend? Well, it turns out we actually have a band performance this weekend

edit: I'm about to go look at who's online for an unspecified amount of time, but I'm not about to leave. I don't anticipate leaving for another hour-ish.

Failed attempt?

I am aware of how time works. Boston's a big place, as long as I don't die I'll find something to do.

Ah yes, that.

Anyway, now that you've figured out the home chord, I'd like you to determine how each chord in the first 24 bars functions in the key of B. Note that when I ask for the "function" of a chord, I'm looking for either a roman numeral (with major, minor, or diminished quality) or an ice cream flavor. I realize the descriptions I've given you of chord functions so far are rather unhelpful for actually composing music. For now, I'd like you to get comfortable with analyzing existing music in terms of chord functions before we actually get to composing new music using chord functions as a guide.

That's correct. In fact, music usually does start and end on the home chord.

And what exactly do I do when I'm about to leave?

Then suddenly: real plans.