Your left index finger just fired a lazer.

this thread: n. the efficient way to eliminate zits


or your nose

 

my left hand was curled into a fist and being used as a rest for my head.
I just vaporized my entire forearm.

 

I just destroyed my grandmother's TV! NOW what am I supposed to do while I pass out candy?

 

i shot my clock

no more waking up on time for me (not that I do anyway)

 

nailed my trash can

hope i didn't have anything explosive in there

 

glad you're safe, bomb-like buddy.

 

I just shot my phone! You better give me compensation!
Oh, and I shot my ear, too, so when you're ready to apologize, just talk into this cup.

 

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

*computer explosion is heard*

 

hole in my floor

 

hole in my bed

 

disconnected mah leg

 

Ruined my foot.

 

wow i managed to shoot right at the toilet across the hall.

 

hole in pants, barely missing thigh, and hole in kleenex on floor and also floor, barely missing foot.

 

Slashed my wrists open.

 

Great, now my pants are sticky. Mountain Dew is still awesome though.

 

In one ear and out the other.

 

There goes my cell phone and the guest room upstairs.

 

Right over my shoulder this time