Your left index finger just fired a lazer.

There goes my chance of becoming a mother some day.

Hole in mah floor.

Well, damn.

 

I don't even wanna ask.

 

Just shot mah prof. I hear bells ringing for my grade in this class...

inb4 "you're already gonna fail if you're posting on teh frumz during class"

 

I don't even wanna ask.

I said hole in the floor, not wall or roof.

 

AHHHHH FUCK! MY ELBOW!

 

Had to fire a lazer through the middle of my head and body...

 

I said hole in the floor, not wall or roof.

Phew, I had almost begun to think you were...

 

Grazes my knee, and shoots my lamp. Now my room is on fire.

 

i just cauterized my thumb

 

My lazer just lit me on fire! T-T

 

Phew, I had almost begun to think you were...

Oh, yes, everyone on this forum are such sexy beasts that I just can't help myself from doing that while browsing these forums.

No, I had my left hand on my necklace at the time and my fingers were pointed downwards.

Grazes my knee, and shoots my lamp. Now my room is on fire.

Damn, that is pretty bad. The only thing I just did was burn my bottom lip off.

 

Nothing happened because "lazer" isn't a word. Actually, I don't think Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation is technically a word either, it's an acronym.

But if my left index finger did emit a laser beam, my computer's matte surface would diffuse the coherent beam of light and I'd get to look at all the cool little random quantum thingies. Assuming it's in the visible spectrum, and at the energies a laser chamber the size of my index finger would produce (i.e. tiny ones).

 

My lazer melted the fourth wall.

also grammar nazi above me

 

And trying to sound smart, don't forget.

Through my blanket and my chest.

 

And trying to sound smart, don't forget.

Can't help it. I just am.

A finger laser at the point I most recently noticed this thread would fire back into my hand at the wrist. Very nasty.

 

Aren't we pretentious.

Anyway, my e and d keys are fried.

 

nailed my trash can

hope i didn't have anything explosive in there

 

My groin muscle is ripped now.

 

gored a chunk out of my arm and blasted the armrest of my chair off. pretty big scorch mark in the floor too

 

Oh, no! The Bombomb (or Bobomb, whatever) on WoodenRat's title exploded!
RUN!!!!!!!!!!