Who's sexy in Cave Story?

She's not his whore. It's an "escort service". Chaco has some dignity, you guys.

 

You can call crap 'fertilizer', but it's still crap, you know?

 

I was just arguing for Jacob's benefit but I think Chaco is an old, fat ho.

 

I don't know what it is that makes her seem like a ho to me, it's something about the way she talks combined with most fan art of her. The whole sleeping with quote thing isn't even a factor.

 

I don't dislike Chaco and I don't find her attractive, in the game. Porn Fanart is entirely different. That is where I stand with this matter.

 

Heh, did I say fanart? I meant pr0n X3

 

Hey, this is a family-friendly forum. Keep it PG13.

 

Its definately PG-13...on the outside...

 

Oh, for sure. Rape, drugs and killing are all child-oriented topics that we frequently discuss, not to mention the ever-present sexual topics like this one.

 

Hey, this is a family-friendly forum. Keep it PG13.

What I said is what you say that to? I'd think you'd know by now that it gets way worse around here.

I suppose the Littles could be sexy considering where on the Mimigas you could stick them. XD Living toys. Wooo.

Chie is awesome. Don't fuck Chie. Chie is tiny. Chie will be destroyed.

I would go crazy for any Mimiga with long eyelashes. =D Booty and tits are nice... but long thick eyelashes on something non-human ... mmm, it's so feminine and... wrong. I LOVE IT!

Jacob I want to have sex with you.

I rest my case.
And no offense to any of the posters of the above quotes, remember I'm defending you.

 

[verbal irony]

Oh, for sure. Rape, drugs and killing are all child-oriented topics that we frequently discuss, not to mention the ever-present sexual topics like this one.

[/verbal irony]

 

Oh you were being sarcastic again? I gotta stop taking things so seriously.

Sometimes I wonder if we're taking things too far though. Maybe we should run a poll of if people mind all the profanity or not. At least it's usually confined to these few threads.

 

Heh, the pole would be around 1 to 73. I think if anyone aside from VoidMage_Lowell had a problem with it, something would be done.

 

We should have the poll anyways.

 

It will just get deleted. It's such a one-sided poll that there's no point.

 

Hehe...
Polevaulting.

 

So on topic right now.
The reason we're off-topic is because there's nothing left to discuss. We have pretty much everyone' opinions on who's sexy in Cave Story. Thread over.

 

if you want.

 

No, this is the Cave Story discussion forum. We should at least pretend to try to stay on topic.
But I really can't think of any way to keep this thread alive. PULL THE PLUG ALREADY.

 

Touch that plug and I will do evil things to you in your sleep!