Who's sexy in Cave Story?

I'm using the word "sexy" in a slightly different way then you, it seems. For actually bangablilty, no, he's not at all.
So let's just settle with Jenka being the least sexy in every sense of the word.

 

No, you're not, it's just that I couldn't think of any other way to say that last bit.

 

Jenka. Least sexy. Yes. Moving on: sexiest Mimiga?

 

You're kidding, right?

 

I figure it's a toss-up between Sue and Chaco, with some of our resident pedophiles voting for Toroko.

 

I'd say Enraged Sue, if that counts. If not, then I vote for "Noone".

 

Peter Noone is not in Cave Story, nor is he a Mimiga. I don't care how sexy you think he is. And Enraged Sue doesn't count, because that's not fair to Chaco.

 

I don't care whether he is or isn't, Peter Noone is sexier than any of the Mimigas!

 

Maybe we should let someone else get a word in edgewise.

 

Why? We all know what the results will be like. Jacob will vote for Chaco, SP with friends for Sue and torokoplusishot for Toroko+, even though that's unfair just like Enraged Sue.

 

Suppose other people vote, though?
Whatever, it's not important. This thread can die now, like it should have 30 pages ago.

 

Fine. Revive the thread.

 

NO.
NO.
NO.
NO THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE YOU IDIOT.
I should kill you where you... sit...

Amen.

For least sexy character, probably Itoh, in either form. When I saw him I was like "...what the hell is that thing?"

For mimigas, I don't have many options so I think I'd pick Sue. No to Toroko and Chie because I'm not a pedo and not Chaco because she still seems like nothing more than a whore to me.

 

Hey just because she wears red lipstick and is friendly doesn't mean she's a whore. On those grounds, I know a lot of whores.

 

Have you ever woken up and found them sleeping next to you?

 

Chaco was tired and she figured there was nothing sexual about sleeping beside a robot. It's her bed, and Quote was occupying it.

 

and then she took his money and became his whore.

 

and then she took his money and became his whore.

Wouldn't that rather make Quote her whore? Or, um, man-whore?

 

No.
Quote bought Chaco.
Cacho is owned by Quote.

 

It's hardly buying when you aren't even aware of the transaction taking place.