What would you do if you were a mimiga for a day?

No you don't, you know ones that you think are hot, and you're twisted.

Eh, more for me.

Because then you'd be hiding out at a furry convention. See the problem?

Eh.
Hide on the streets of Taiwan.

Because that's boring, and avoiding detection is a lame thing to do when you're a Mimiga for a day.

But SCIENCE will DISECT you!

 

I'd eat a red flower.
Totally.

 

I'd eat a red flower.
Totally.

This is only awesome if you utter the phrase "You won't like me when I'm hungry" any time before enragifying.
"It's clobbering time" is also acceptable during raeg.

Oh, another thing would be to knock up several different women and rabbits to see which has DNA most like a Mimigas. Because when the children are born, whichever one isn't sterile, or at least physically retarded, is very close to Mimiga DNA.
Wait, we had a discussion about Mimigas and how they could not have evolved from rabbits. Looks like these forums shall be free from rabbit-fucking once more.

 

This IS assuming that our DNA is changed?
I'd put sperm in a sperm bank, and find the next female human turned mimiga who's be willing to get impregnated with a mimiga child. I'd keep doing this to different mimiga women until I've created several mimiga of each gender with genetics of different mothers. Then, I'd teach them all survival skills and put them somewhere to start a mimiga civilization.

 

If we were ever seen people would either think we're pulling a prank on someone, or if they figured out we're real...Guess we'd be tortured and then dissected by the US government.

 

This IS assuming that our DNA is changed?
I'd put sperm in a sperm bank, and find the next female human turned mimiga who's be willing to get impregnated with a mimiga child. I'd keep doing this to different mimiga women until I've created several mimiga of each gender with genetics of different mothers. Then, I'd teach them all survival skills and put them somewhere to start a mimiga civilization.

But to do that would mean having to jack off, and having to do THAT would turn you into Jacob. and, wel... yeah.

DURR HURR.

 

But to do that would mean having to jack off, and having to do THAT would turn you into Jacob. and, wel... yeah.

Since it isn't like you jack off anyways, shippo, is it? >.>

(unless you think jacob is a rabbit person, then wtf)

 

I don't get it.
I was talking about that one other guy, not me.
(EXPLAINPOSTPLZKTHX.)

 

I don't get it.
I was talking about that one other guy, not me.
(EXPLAINPOSTPLZKTHX.)

The way you worded your post made it sounded like that if you jacked off, that meant you were jacob (gamegenie?).

 

and having to do THAT would turn you into Jacob.

Or me.

Spoiler

Yeah. I went there.

 

hahahaah oh god. I thought this thread was just gonna be talking about disturbing crap about getting dissected, but it became totally rad again...

I would say "or me too" at that point but... no. I wouldn't just do boring stuff like Jacob described, I'd go around and be a lot more active.

Could you only imagine? Going up to all the furries and Mimiga lovers in real life, showing them how you look, asking for $$$ if they wanna see more? You'd end the day with so many hundreds of guys' life savings, if you were able to travel around that fast in a day :3

 

So, to boil this thread down, there are two options when you're transformed into a Mimiga:
1. Your day becomes the plot of a terrible action show.
2. Your day becomes the plot of a terrible porno.
I'm trying to be creative here, but it keeps coming back to dissection and/or sex with you people. Has anyone realized that you wouldn't be able to jump for an entire day? Or that your stomach would rely on fish and flowers that don't exist in this world? Or how about that enormous, football-shaped Hey Arnold style head you'd have to lug around? Also, no one said which Mimiga. Suppose you turned into Mahin? Or King, who is DEAD?

 

Turning into a corpse: least useful special ability possessed by anyone.
Turning into the corpse of a fantasy creature: even worse, because there's a pretty good chance that depending on who got their hands on you, your body would be defiled somehow.

 

Turning into King was one of MY mod/story (I'm not a scripter, and the only one capable of helping me, meaning that they aren't ALREADY involved in a mod is Vecci, and... yeah...) ideas!
Nyah!
If I was Mahin I'd probably swear alot and spend too much time at the gym.

 

So, to boil this thread down, there are two options when you're transformed into a Mimiga:
1. Your day becomes the plot of a terrible action show.
2. Your day becomes the plot of a terrible porno.
I'm trying to be creative here, but it keeps coming back to dissection and/or sex with you people. Has anyone realized that you wouldn't be able to jump for an entire day? Or that your stomach would rely on fish and flowers that don't exist in this world? Or how about that enormous, football-shaped Hey Arnold style head you'd have to lug around? Also, no one said which Mimiga. Suppose you turned into Mahin? Or King, who is DEAD?

What makes you think you wouldn't be able to jump? The migmas can do it, can't they? I could go for a day without food though. It's not hard.

 

Yeah, since this is all in our heads, anyways, we can assume that everything that a Mimiga would be able to exist in our world, with similar restrictions that are in place in Cave Story (i.e. you would be able to eat flowers to survive, but you wouldn't need the specific flowers from "the island" which happens to, oh yeah, not exist).

Also, again since this is in our heads, we'll assume that they can jump, and that you would just be a representation of yourself in Mimiga form.

That being said... I'd probably just see what kind of crazy stunts and such I could pull as a Mimiga... I'd probably scare my friends or something.

 

Awesome pranktical jokes until you get shot >_>

 

"Boo!"

"Aaah a rabid rabbit gah!"

*gunshot*

"WHAT THE HELL MAN YOU SHOT ME"

"Wait you can talk wtf?"

"Yeah I got transformed into this creature"

"What the hell ahh I'm going crazy what's going on?!"

 

I'd say that they could jump slightly higher than humans. if the 'mimigas ur short, durr hurr' crowd wins, they would be able to jump higher than that. or longer.

 

At no point in the game do you ever see a Mimiga jump. They walk, sit, fall and are thrown across a room (and in Super Sue's case, levitate), but they never jump. I appreciate your creative license here, but Mimiga jumping is just a theory.