What If Cave Story Were a Musical

More importantly I am certain that Parkraft here doesn't know how writing lyrics works, and so his songs will suck ass.

I may be a noob, but you don't need to be rude about it.

Also, due to my lack of experience writing lyrics, I should probably start the script first.

and give it as much cheeseness as possible

Also, forgot to mention this:
Now I know what your talking about Captain Fabulous.
Sorry I didn't understand at first.

You do realize that he will have no idea what the fuck you're talking about right
Considering that there's a sizable language gap and translating the song will fuck it up

I have a plan
-I have a plan

 

Keep us updated every step of the way.

 

was that sarcasim? I can't tell, if it wasn't, thanks for your enthusiasm?

 

#everybodyonthisforum

 

Started work on the script, not sure why.

Also, I do have some experience in Musical Theater, performing in shows such as Willy Wonka Jr. (Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Alice in wonderland Jr and Seussical Jr. (Based on a bunch of Dr.Seuss Books)

 

So what you're saying is you participated in a bunch of middle school plays and this makes you qualified to star in a musical

 

No
He's saying that he participated in a bunch of middle school plays and this makes him qualified to /write/ a musical

 

There's a difference.

 

No see how does this make it any better
I do not understnad

 

Basically, MagicDoors, Park has had exposure to Musicals firsthand, so he at least knows what they're like. Even if that doesn't help, he can still churn out a decent script that can be made even better with editing.

It helps that he's going for cheesiness, as well. :3

 

he can still churn out a decent script

Why would anyone doubt this?

 

Actually polaris I meant the opposite but w/e

 

I know.

 

It's so old, but:


Now this is the story all about how
This cave got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the Quote of a cave called Bel-Air
If anyone wants me to go on, say so.
In west egg-corridor born and raised,
In the village is where I spent most of my days,
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool,
All shooting some polar-star outside of the school,
When Misery and Balrog, up to no good,
Started shooting missiles in my neighbourhood,
I got in one small boss fight and Toroko got pwned,
And said "You're moving with Curly and Jenka in Sand Zone"

(by thunderchin and diamondsong):

 

I begged and pleaded with her, the entire day
But she took her stick out and sent me on my way!
She gave me her locket, told me not to nick it
I put my speakers on, and said "I might as well kick it!"

First class, yo this is bad
Watching dimensions through teleporter glass
Is this what those people in Sand Zone live like?
Hmmm...this might be alright

But wait I see the monsters, huge and all that
Is this the type of place where they just send this robot?
I don't think so, I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared, for the Quote of Bel-Air!

 

>2013
>musicals

pls

 

You can be quiet, musicals are the shit

Friggin' like

Jesus Christ Superstar
The Book of Mormon

They're just
Amazing

 

I like to imagine Quote and Curly fighting a big wooden cut-out of The Core.

 

You can be quiet, musicals are the shit

Friggin' like

Jesus Christ Superstar
The Book of Mormon

They're just
Amazing

satirizing religious zealots
2edgy4me
There are musicals that aren't about religion, Dunk.
(but they suck because they're musicals)

 

Geez, we already have an EarthBound musical in the works. Do we really need one of these, too? I'm not saying no...