What If Cave Story Were a Musical

Okay, I was thinking
What would Cave Story be like, if it were one of those broadway Musicals.
We had various Cave Story pieces (original and new arrangements) with lyrics (like the Cave Story Anthem).
Sorry, I just can't get this out of my mind.

 

then uh
it would be a musical
with actors dancing and singing
great job everyone thread over

 

I think it'd be pretty funny to watch

 

Like, what i mean't was, how would the plot have changed and would it be like West Side Story? WAIT! WEST SIDE CAVE STORY
But yeah, cause I am bored, here are call me maybe parody lyrics based on when you first met ballos.

I Helped out a small town
The king started to frown
Jenka looked to thee
and then she captured me

Magic raging madly
Village, Killed sadly
I wasn't looking for this
But now this is your choice

Your Spur is charging
Tow Rope, Curly Launching
Hot Room, Butes are flowing
I Want to real-ly DIE!

Hey I just met you
and I am CRAZY
But here you are now
so kill me maybe

Its hard to live life
in a ZOO cage
But here you are now
So kill me maybe!

Hey I just met you
and I am CRAZY
But here you are now
So kill me maybe

And all my magic
Is now RAGING
But heres you are now
So Kill me maybe

You loaded up your gun
you said, this will be fun
I wasn't looking for this
RAGING MAGIC TRANSFORM

You fight more than you steal
You didn't need any meals
I knew i'd feel it,
and now Im burning up

Your Spur is Charging
Tow Rope, Curly Launching
Hot Room, Butes are flowing
I want to real-ly DIE!

Hey I just met you
And I am Crazy
but here you are now
So kill me maybe

Its hard to live life
In a ZOO cage
But here you are now
So kill me maybe

And all my Magic
Is now RAGING
But here you are now
So kill me maybe

Before you came to end my life
I wanted to DIE
I wanted to DIE
I wanted TO TO DIE

Before you came to end my life
I wanted to die
and you should have knew that
I wanted to to die

Its hard to live life
In a zoo cage!
but heres my number
so kill my maybe

Hey I just me you
and I am CRAZY
so here you are now
so kill me maybe!

And all my magic
is now RAGING
but here you are now
So kill me maybe

Before you came to end my life
I wanted to die
I wanted to die
I wanted to to die

Before you came to end my life
I wanted to die
and you should have knew that
I wanted to to DIE

So kill me maybe?

 

Ballos singing a parody of Call Me Maybe?

HMMMM...*looks squarely at EnlightenedOne*

 

Ballos singing a parody of Call Me Maybe?

HMMMM...*looks squarely at EnlightenedOne*

Ya, forgot to mention, I kinda got inspiration from when you are about to fight ballos in Enlightend One's Mod Cavern Tale. I wanted to make it a full song, so thanks for the idea EnlightenedOne. Also, how would you rate the lyrics?

 

Ten fat, hairy, revolting men enter on stage, dressed as giant white mushrooms. They begin to sing an acapella version of Cemetery. Mr. Little is seen walking around and sings about his enjoyment of strolling around the graveyard.

 

Ten fat, hairy, revolting men enter on stage, dressed as giant white mushrooms. They begin to sing an acapella version of Cemetery. Mr. Little is seen walking around and sings about his enjoyment of strolling around the graveyard.

I LIKE IT

I imagine Ballos's Dog as the Narrarator, and that at the beggining, Ballos's dog says a small introduction, before the cast comes out singing Brentalfloss's Cave Story With lyrics. Then Ballos's Dog says "This is a Story, a Story in a Cave" And Quote wakes up after lying in first Cave for the intro song. Quote has the Polar Star on hand, and then he trips and falls into Mimiga Village after strolling along and humming for a while, where King and Toroko start a duet about the history of Mimiga Village right before Quote falls and Startles the 2. Quote Notices that Toroko dropped the silver locket, and goes to return it to her. Quote enters the shack, were the usual thing happens, then Balrog and Misery appear, then Balrog says "I got the nose of a police hunting dog" to a sinister little piece, then Balrog's theme start playing, Balrog and Misery sing about kidnapping toroko, then head off, with Balrog saying as they leave " WE WILL MEET AGAIN!"

 

Oh yeah... That thing... (So people actually played through all that).


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Cave Story: The Musical

I would honestly watch a 10-hour program just for the cheesiness if something like that was made... Imagine the horrid furry-cosplay mimiga costumes...

...Random question: How good of a singer is Morgan Freeman?

 

What would you cast him as, Kazuma?

 

Another Idea
For the sand zone scene:

Toroko is trapped by balrog and refuses to eat the red flower. The doctor, Misery and ghosts of deceased Mimigas who ate the red flower surround toroko chanting "EAT IT EAT IT EAT IT" Then the Doctor jumps into song about the Red Flower's side effects.

Also, who ever would be casted for Kazuma, ITS NOT GOING TO BE Morgan Freeman! Hes to old in my opinion. We should use someone in there 20s to 30s

 

ITT no one knows any stage actors.

 

ITT no one knows any stage actors.

So?

 

So you're trying to cast movie stars in a Broadway musical. Not all actors are stage actors. Coincidentally, Morgan Freeman does have a background in musical theatre, but hasn't done it for almost 30 years.
I'm interjecting before people start talking about a musical starring Leonardo DiCaprio and Jennifer Lawrence, directed by J. J. Abrams.

 

Can we have a musical starring the corpse of Carl Anderson as Qoute

 

Okay, so ill write the songs for the musical just cause, then email them or tweet them to pixel, cause what is awesome is that pixel listens, and were kinda nice to each over. So yeah, ill get to work in the morning.

 

You do realize that he will have no idea what the fuck you're talking about right
Considering that there's a sizable language gap and translating the song will fuck it up

 

you asked for it kids

 

More importantly I am certain that Parkraft here doesn't know how writing lyrics works, and so his songs will suck ass.

 

Oh my gosh, I would definitely watch the musical after seeing this poster!