What does Quote eat?

There was a thread about Balrog but I haven't seen a thread about Quote.
Let's start\\\\\

 

He eats children who make spam threads on his tribute site.

 

He eats children who make spam threads on his tribute site.

who did you mean?

 

You couldn't tell? I was obviously referring to that devil named Shimmyzmizz.

 

I keep a lance by my bed when I sleep.

 

There's a knife in my hand, two grenades in my pillowcase, and a trident inside the bedsheet every time I sleep

 

Shimmy, are you even strong enough to hold a lance?

 

Admittedly, no. I just hope that whoever attacks me trips over it, or something.

 

I sleep with a bed under my pillow every night.

It is heavy enough to crush pubescent boys that like to make stupid threads.

 

Admittedly, no. I just hope that whoever attacks me trips over it, or something.

Funnily enough, that's the exact logic I use when telling my mom my room is clean enough.

 

I sleep with a bed under my pillow every night.

It is heavy enough to crush pubescent boys that like to make stupid threads.

I sleep with a pillow under my gun.




And to be on topic, he eats still-beating hearts.

 

I sleep with a pillow under my gun.




And to be on topic, he eats still-beating hearts.

You don't have to be on topic.
It's S.P.O.T.

He eats hearts and rockets...
probably
I am still on topic but I don't have to.
It's S.P.O.T.

ohh yeah

 

That doesn't mean relevance is taboo. Look at me, talking to a tree stump like this. So embarrassing.

 

That doesn't mean relevance is taboo. Look at me, talking to a tree stump like this. So embarrassing.

I didn't know you were talkin to a tree stump.

 

The tree stump is you, because you don't understand at all.

 

Hearts, obviously.
Or maybe energy fuels that you get in the refill/heal station.

 

The tree stump is you, because you don't understand at all.

you too

 

you too

(7-.-)

 

melons. lots of melons.
AND CHILDREN.