^, *, V!

^ For some uncomprehensible reason wants me to do a barrel roll.
* Wishes said barell roll could get me out of having to do homework.
V Refuses to excuse the interruption.

 

^ Do a barrel roll!
* Already pressed Z or R twice.
v And now for something completely different.

 

^Wants difference
* Will change the subject
v Likes Sandbox games

 

^ Not sure if you got the Monty Python joke.
* Likes sandbox games like Minecraft, not Prototype.
v Likes something else.

 

^: Needs to.
*: Got laid.
v: Big time.

 

^ Is correct about ^
* Proud member of "does NOT need to get laid" club.
v Likes Twinkies.

 

^ Just reminded me of that guy in the movie Zombieland, who's obsessed with finding a Twinkie.
* Has neutral feelings toward Twinkies.
V Has neutral feelings toward The Game.

 

^ Is wrong
* Doesn't give a **** about the game
V Will agree with me or else.

 

^ is about to hand out heavy "or else"
* got chocolate milk in his hair
v sister

 

^: Brother. Also very busy and very lazy.
*: Is wearing only a t-shirt and boxers.
v: Will find a cure for the lack of common sense.

 

What? I'm not heartless...

^: Too much information.
*: Already knows it: Remove all safety labels and let the problem solve itself.
V: Never reads them, anyways.

 

^: Is right - why re-read them?
*: Do not get in eyes.
v: Comes with a shrinkwrap warrenty.

 

^ No
* Comes with a shrinkwrap warranty
V Comes with fries and a medium soft drink.

 

^: The fries are a lie.
*: Hates ^.
v: Wonders why.

 

^ Should check the elimination game thread.
* Posted something of interest to ^ in the elimination game thread.
V Wonders what.

 

^: Saw.
*: Thinks it was a desperate grasp at salvation.
v: Recieved a mysterious package.

 

^ "Mysterious package"?? O_o
* Yes indeed, Kanpachi's nutsack is in fact quite mysterious.
V Wait, what!?

 

^: Just confessed to being a mimiga-obscessed pervert.
*: Casts magic missile at the Loch Ness monster.
v: Was not amused by the memetic parody.

 

^ Is correct.
* Did not actually confess to being mimiga obsessed (but will not deny being a pervert)
V Will deny (wrongly) being a pervert

 

^: Loves Chinfish and Chips.
*: Is using Linear - Newest First post ordering, so you have to read it backwars for it to make sense.
v: Is wrong. I am a pervert.